Sales Captain

‘Follow me, and I will make you fishers of sales.’ - Matthew 4:19,(The Captain’s Translation)
Fishing boat captain, turned expert salesman
Bait Sales System ™

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

Large sales quotas can be intimidating but when you're in the middle of a storm, in a fishing boat held together largely by duct tape, you can either panic or start bailing out water with your toilet bucket. #controlthecontrollables

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

I had never heard of #JanesAddiction until last night, but spent the morning listening to them. Well done to the marketing department #markefighting #imminentredemption #imminentreunion

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

@_SuccessMinded_ Life is about the chase.

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

@PerfectGuide_ The best revenge is to live well

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

@kunalb11 It would be interesting to do this poll by geographical area

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

@thedankoe Newton's first law of motion, an object at rest/in motion wil stay at rest/in motion unless and external force acts upon it. The difficulty is the activation energy. That's why habit is so important for productivity.

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

@AlexHormozi Necessity is the mother of invention

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

Better to keep quiet and let them think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm it

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

Leinster
Rory McIlroy
La Rochelle

I am finished watching sports

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

What is happening?

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

@Positive_Call You can't make me!!!!

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

Back again, mainly for @ror

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

@RoryTrackr

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

@RoryTrackr PGA app corrected now

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

I'm going to lose my job to the gen Z marketing intern unless I can show my boss I understand social media. Follow me. #arsenal

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

I'm back

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

I've given up the sauce* and I'm training for a half-marathon
*The drink
*Stout
*Alcohol, I've given up Alcohol
@FitFounder

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

@sama I look forward to visiting as representative of your new robot overlords

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

@GrammarHippy Ten/Ten advice George Ten

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

@SMB_Attorney I will drink one pint of stout for every follower I get in the next three hours.

I will drink one pint of stout for every follower I don't get over the next few years.

I will drink stout.

[Sales Captain @captainofsales]

@SMB_Attorney I will unfollow and refollow