Captain Scarlet

Prepare for unforeseen consequences

[Captain Scarlet @CaptainSscarlet]

@AscendedYield We have to go back

[Captain Scarlet @CaptainSscarlet]

@benjaminbutter @JackieMeek6 Yes because the only people in the world with morals are the Taliban of course

[Captain Scarlet @CaptainSscarlet]

@Varangian_Tagma Based

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

Disturbing medical news tonight as researchers at Johns Hopkins release this first-of-a-kind cross-sectional imaging from a patient who has received five COVID-19 boosters. Sadly, there is mRNA in nearly every area of the tissue.

[Captain Scarlet @CaptainSscarlet]

@PintsDrank dump Corona and Peroni straight away, replace with Paulaner weissbeer and Pilsner Urquell. Wheres the IPA and Porter though?

[Captain Scarlet @CaptainSscarlet]

@CashmereKnits @PeteOtway @morgthomas13 You do know that Madri is just carling rebranded right?

[Captain Scarlet @CaptainSscarlet]

@jm_donnelly @PeteOtway Madri is literally Carling rebranded, its made in the same building!

[Pete Otway @PeteOtway]

Madri is a terrible beer.

You’ve all been had by a marketing bloke.

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

I wish every single person in the West would listen to Putin's speech. Obviously, that won't happen so let me summarise as a professional translator for 10+ years. He states, as he has done from the outset, what his intentions and complaints are in the plainest terms possible.🧵

[Dan Carlin @HardcoreHistory]

So while no one in this world wants this to be true more than I, I’m gonna wait for more studies/info/confirmation. This would be like finding Alexander’s tomb and because so many WANT to find it so badly, claims are often made hastily. We will see. I’d love it to be true though.

[Captain Scarlet @CaptainSscarlet]

@sophielouisecc You think people are paid according to how hard their job is?

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Man who shit all over his own legacy and completely changed his act to avoid cancel culture denies the existence of cancel culture.

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

A shirtless, sweating Gove arrives back at the door of Number 10 after a fat line. He's got a broken bottle in his hand... Boris throws the furniture at him but Gove is like an animal...

[Captain Scarlet @CaptainSscarlet]

@jessgill03 Drug law reform, control the borders properly, some kind of UBI/benefits system overhaul. Voted Boris at last GE because of brexit. More interested in social reform now thats over…. Could vote lib dem at next GE

[Angela O'Brien @GrecianGirly]

Minoan cups and mugs! Kamares ware found at Knossos, Crete and dating to the Proto-Palatial period (1900-1700 BCE). Heraklion Museum, Crete. Photo source: The Kosmos Society https://t.co/9Vmj6zGPG0

[Dominic Cummings @Dominic2306]

you can only understand the WFH farce if u understand this is an issue the 🛒 gets direct repeated calls from newspaper *proprietors* not just editors: 'It's killing us, tell us what you want in return but you must get commuters back' since April 2020

[Captain Scarlet @CaptainSscarlet]

@NoContextBrits The holocaust