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[Tom Constantine トム・コンスタンタイン @TomConstantines]

I blew up Malaysia?

[PatheticGirl43 @diapergirI]

Being depressed as someone who has experienced depression since like 10 years old doesn’t really affect my day anymore. It’s just like fuuuckkk I’m really lazy and gay today

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha

[rare encounter @Ada_in_real]

Snubert with delicious sugar chunks

[rare encounter @Ada_in_real]

Snubert on film

[rare encounter @Ada_in_real]

Snubert in nature

[captainripplenips @captnripplenips]

@forallcurious

[Evil dooer @Evil_Dooer]

NYAAAHAHAHA!!!
Now here’s a classic! Stealing Candy from a baby! Now, it was quite the struggle, but I was able to pry it from this little man’s Grasp! Mine Now!! NYAAAHAAHAAHAAAAA!!!

[captainripplenips @captnripplenips]

I have been killed by a corned beef hash pie in my home - 50 shillings

[rare encounter @Ada_in_real]

I love you gee oh the trading card game

[captainripplenips @captnripplenips]

Me when I fucking get you

[captainripplenips @captnripplenips]

Girlfriend fuckin' kamehamehad me again

[captainripplenips @captnripplenips]

She's talkin about the wet stuff 😒

[captainripplenips @captnripplenips]

Joe Boden, 81, returns as lich

[captainripplenips @captnripplenips]

I love my little clicker trained radishes

[captainripplenips @captnripplenips]

Excelsi-whatever

[captainripplenips @captnripplenips]

Oh fuck oh damn I'm going in

[captainripplenips @captnripplenips]

The green triangle got me acting forgetful

[captainripplenips @captnripplenips]

Forcefemtheforgetful

[captainripplenips @captnripplenips]

Everyone had a cromulent day?