David John Parker

Friendly bus bloke. Plenty of words and opinions. Likes curry. Views are my own.

[David John Parker @capttransport]

But a serious question though: with a show called search, was your hooped red and white T-shirt a subliminal nod of the head to everybody’s favourite ‘hidden in plain sight’ cartoon book character?

[David John Parker @capttransport]

.@watsoncomedian just wanted to say thanks for a great show at Whitley Bay on Sunday night. Your nervous energy is the epitome of live comedy; genuine, spontaneous, and always just about keeping it on the tracks…

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

If I’d been a footballer my career would’ve been hindered by the fact I’d get cosy indoors and refuse to be coaxed outside for any games between November and March. I’d make all those lists of players who never lived up to their potential.

[David John Parker @capttransport]

Brilliant.

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

TELLY GOLD: Jimmy Greaves vents his fury at the weather forecasters for not doing their job properly:

“Most of them are too interested in going on Blankety Blank or Call My Bluff…”

Sensational. Absolutely sensational.

[David John Parker @capttransport]

@KK77470 @Jonathon_L_ “Buses” !?!!!

[David John Parker @capttransport]

@markellis101 It’ll be a tough gig, Mackems have home advantage. But I still expect a clear winner. 3-1 to Beyoncé.

[Chelsea Dan @ChelseaDan5]

Zoom in on this Fella,Anyone know who he is??👌

[David John Parker @capttransport]

Brilliant!

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

It’s three years since Robbie Keane’s little lad decided to sack off mascot duty - and grab the glory instead.

The celebration lasts a full 17 seconds.

Drink it in, son. Drink it in.

[BURNS @TheSteveBurnio]

Did Roberto Martinez just moonwalk out of the job

[David John Parker @capttransport]

@richardkillip @Chappers82 I don’t mean to brag, but this beauty is near me... https://t.co/GNaE7jHcFd

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

A van cut me up and stopped at the lights. I texted the number on the side, "I know what you have done; the game is up.'
Two days later he replied, "I'm going to tell her everything, just give me a couple of days."

[David John Parker @capttransport]

@FinishedPlayers Never did it in Stoke on a wet Tuesday night though...! 😉

[David John Parker @capttransport]

Hahahaha

[World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard]

Bollards? Bike racks?
What do YOU see?
#WorldBollardAssociation

[David John Parker @capttransport]

@gillybean42 @wearz “Just a flesh wound...”

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

One year ago today was one of the most iconic Partridge moments in British television history

[Sir Greg Hands @GregHands]

The Parliament Square bus stop had the result long before anyone else did.

[David John Parker @capttransport]

.@NTCouncilTeam Wallsend Park’s looking lovely this evening, well done 👍

[David John Parker @capttransport]

@markellis101 Duuurgs

[David John Parker @capttransport]

@NoContextFlair “Put that cigarette out”. Bet VKM was fuming (literally) at that.

[David John Parker @capttransport]

@NoContextFlair Legendary promo. Bet they were kicking themselves down in Atlanta...