CPT Jonathan S. Tuttle, MD

Think George Washington but with John Wayne’s agent.

[CPT Jonathan S. Tuttle, MD @CaptTuttl3]

@salty_prod145 @rickjeff78 Yes, designed! That's exactly what this clusterfuck of a sport has been for the last 100 years, the intentionally created pinnacle of fairness! And definitely NOT the result of a patchwork of greedy fuck good ol boy club athletics officials jerking each other off. GREAT point!

[CPT Jonathan S. Tuttle, MD @CaptTuttl3]

@mphelpsm @StJohnsShirtGuy @Smoore1117 https://t.co/vWZRhBcSJr here this is probably more your speed. you're not cut out for college sports.

[CPT Jonathan S. Tuttle, MD @CaptTuttl3]

@gridlocking1 go to AA if you can. or join a meeting online. you don't have to be religious, it helps having people who know what you're going thru.

[CPT Jonathan S. Tuttle, MD @CaptTuttl3]

@randywedo57 agree. a lot of revisionist history out there about how much better it was before NIL and the CFP. I lived it and CFB today is way better. Even losing a playoff game is infinitely better than winning the https://t.co/RxLMw0vY0M Bowl against North Dakota Baptist Seminary.

[CPT Jonathan S. Tuttle, MD @CaptTuttl3]

@PhilipReichert god what a bitch. "things changed so i can't love my school/team anymore." this fucking loser mentality is what's wrong with CFB today, nothing the schools or NCAA or CFP have done.

[CPT Jonathan S. Tuttle, MD @CaptTuttl3]

@war_monitor_ua get well soon! your work is so valuable

[CPT Jonathan S. Tuttle, MD @CaptTuttl3]

@BD49ers well done. there should also be a federal tax on podcast equipment, high enough that shit stain chuds like this can't afford it. @Republicans if you want to win America back this is the way to do it.

[davey @justdaveyjustin]

Every single person who was intensely upset after the 2016 election is completely vindicated. We said he’d start a war, we said he’d act like a tyrant, we said he’d engage in corruption never seen before in US history, we said he was compromised by foreign powers. We were right.

[CPT Jonathan S. Tuttle, MD @CaptTuttl3]

@DaEncinoMan Classic bowls like the Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl? The Beef O'Brady Bowl? Man fuck off with this bullshit, CFB is better today than it's ever been. Way too many people didn't live thru the industrial grade retardedness that was the Bowl Alliance and BCS and it shows.

[CPT Jonathan S. Tuttle, MD @CaptTuttl3]

that's just you being a bitch. who the fuck even cares who's on the team? you root for your school. period. actually maybe the problem isn't cost or roster turnover, it's the fucking whiny ass fanbase that thinks they need to "connect" with players instead of just cheering for them

[CPT Jonathan S. Tuttle, MD @CaptTuttl3]

@Smoore1117 can we stop with all this pussified "there's no connection" bullshit? it's too expensive. that's it. that's all it is. real college sports fans don't even care who's playing, we support the team/school. and we can do that from home where it doesn't cost $1k+

[CPT Jonathan S. Tuttle, MD @CaptTuttl3]

@BenTalksCowboys Do it to get Arch. You know I'm right.

[Dave Troy @davetroy]

Elon is toast. Congress now has free rein to expose him as the traitor he is. He may be charged with high crimes; he may be pardoned. Three things he can’t escape: exposure, markets, and state-level charges. Congress should launch a lengthy investigation and curtail his ability to flee the country.

[Dave Troy @davetroy]

MAGA is having a meltdown over this factually correct article. One cure to the unfounded suspicions here would be to simply not announce partial counts. Just announce final results when they are done counting, or callable with certainty.

[CPT Jonathan S. Tuttle, MD @CaptTuttl3]

@stacycay "Hey, that's a nice immortal soul you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it."

[Carol Leonnig @CarolLeonnig]

🚨🚨NEWWWWW --- @FBI agents are privately sharing a grave concern in recent days: that they'll be ordered to seize voting machines or take other legally questionable steps to disrupt the mid-term elections.
@KDilanianMSNOW & me

https://t.co/yRbPEznDqM

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

I now have two sources close to Susie Wiles who claim that Trump is preparing a vast misinformation campaign for November 4th, built around conspiracy theories alleging widespread election fraud.

The plan? Declare victory regardless of the results, accuse Democratic officials of manufacturing ballots overnight, claim voting machines were secretly manipulated, and demand that Republican candidates refuse to concede.

In this scenario, the goal isn’t to prove fraud. It’s to convince millions of Americans that any election Republicans lose must have been stolen.

[CPT Jonathan S. Tuttle, MD @CaptTuttl3]

@FaytuksNetwork A sneak preview of next week in the US.

[CPT Jonathan S. Tuttle, MD @CaptTuttl3]

@RetroNewsNow Best thing since Yard Darts

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Day 1706 of my 3 day war. Vucic lost in Serbia, Bolsonaro lost in Brazil and Donald couldn't rig a casino he owns, never mind the midterms.

I remain a master strategist.