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@robertgraham Unless the casino was inside the bank, taking the money outside the bank is theft. Putting it back later doesn’t make the earlier theft magically disappear.

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@jbfinvesting @grindlabs @WillKneelander @unusual_whales At least you won't be going to jail

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@brettlark @TuckerCarlson You might need to get out more, I dunno. Greater than David Frost and Richard Nixon, Barbara Walters and Fidel Castro, Oprah Winfrey and Michael Jackson, etc etc etc. Mostly he just let him ramble, total softballs

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@HoaNguy01811981 @MattWallace888 Wow Twitter is such a pile of shit now, look at all the replies like this one

[Truth In Numbers @Truth_in_Number]

Trending today, cardiac arrest in athletes

Cardiac arrest deaths in young people (under 35) are extremely rare. Less than 300 per year in a population.

There as been no statistically significant change in card arrest deaths under 35, ever.

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@mysk_co Just use Duo’s app

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@BienickWCVB We transport "household trash" via trains? To where? From where?

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@michaeldel22 Not the best survival instincts but ok. Glad the pilot and passenger were ok, looks like unfortunately they dropped it like a rock in the final seconds when the gear dropped.

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@mikemillercyber Don’t forget about service providers

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@dragosr @mikko What do you have to do to make sure a plane flying by doesn’t hit it. Does it have ADS-B out?

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@realstewpeters As you can see from this “before” and “after” picture, magically it never happened! What? O I didn’t swap them! 🤡 I mean really, how stupid do you have to be to believe this crap

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@marcusdickson94 Just tell them Galen Rupp’s story about coming from soccer on high school

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@speedandsleep @selfhealerscirc How about commenting on random peoples photos. What could go wrong? 😂

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@selfhealerscirc Hi

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@honestduane Why would you do that

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@nateliason George Howell’s Jardine decaf. It’s better than almost all other caffeinated. Thank me later.

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@Nick_Offerman @TheLastofUsHBO You killed it, wow

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@Pedro03486702 @DrEricDing He’s talking about an avalanche and your like “hey don’t forget this pebble!”

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

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@dungeonsanddads DUDE. This is actually real? That turned out amazing, and what a reveal!