Warlos

this entire account and its contents are satire sry

[Warlos @carloswoke]

Just gonna start a thread of everything @MaileGarza3 says

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

everyday i feel like that dog tryna ignore it

[Ali Walker @AliWalker24]

Extraordinary night in downtown Boston.

Brazil, Morocco and Haiti fans + the Tartan Army moshing to NO SCOTLAND NO PARTY.

Only the World Cup.

[🛒 SweetTooth | DPMO 🛒 @SweetToothAudio]

Some guy pulled up to the World Cup event in a MAGA hat to harass the Mexico supporters and a bunch of Korean dudes stepped up and almost jumped him. This is the closest we’ve ever been to world peace 😭

[sah @soundlikesex]

Iggy Azalea messages with Playboi Carti Pt 2😭

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Possibly the best unboxing video on the internet

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

girls 2 days before blocking u on everything

[Kari @KariDaniels]

This man was a bagger at a grocery store. Chase your dreams.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

[nostalgia gal @nostalgiagaze]

nothing they ever do can be this funny..

[Tavrium @tavrium_]

It’ll never not amaze me how effective this show is at using retroactive continuity to completely recontextualize elements of it’s world

[Blaire @transyapper7781]

The only c*s comedian I’ve seen tell a good joke about trans people is Anthony Jeselnik, and every time I see another comedian attempt one I realize that nobody will ever tell another good one

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[NEW ACCOUNT IS @BLACCMASSXXL @blaccmassxx]

they added a extra door just so he could launch bro through it 😭😭😭

[itsy bitsy spider @stxvxn_8381]

some of your guys parents houses are too nice for you to be acting all alt like that

[Ivyboy @Rockyweird7]

In honor of 2025 ending in 10 days, here's a thread of some of the moments that defined this year... (0/20)

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

Courage didn’t lie or suck and when it was business time my dog handled it on his dolo.

Don’t ever compare big C to that fucking loser again