carl

[sasha landau @sglandau]

if i was Edward Cullen I would spend all my time hanging around the grocery store waiting for people to think their pin number and committing massive credit card fraud instead of dating a teenager but ok

[bug girl @buggirl]

i’m so sad i can’t keep my string of pearls alive wHAT AM I DOING WRONG!!!!!!

[carl @carly_irons]

it’s always “iwtbtvblnoew” with @bowlofbooty ❤️❤️❤️

[Pokémon UK @PokemonNewsUK]

it’s always “ily” and never “iwtbtvblnoew”.

[julia hava @binchcity]

Speaking out about a cause close to my heart

[carl @carly_irons]

in a very cozy rug

[not a ‘big ot’ @bigottimerush]

my haters don’t want me to be snug as a bug

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Six more weeks of flavor

[carl @carly_irons]

@bowlofbooty @_makeshiftwings the egg🥺

[carl @carly_irons]

@lukecombs @allison_hunt all u bb

[James @MKUltraMoney]

These are starter Pokémon from Ohio

[carl @carly_irons]

this is a cheese pizza lunchables stan account