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just a decorative tractor made of nails

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When i was 8 I decided to make a PowerPoint presentation of everything that ever existed and i made 2 slides “pudding” and “trash can” so basically I came up with the idea of Wikipedia if you truly think about it

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After 2 years of my life in midtown: best chili: fresh & co. best sushi: none don't eat sushi in midtown. best soup: broken lasagna by hale x hearty. best dessert: stroopwafel from CVS

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@dominos I need help 😤😤😤😤

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happiness is reading a magazine while eating a ham sandwich

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Tbt the can of worms in Milwaukee??? Anyone?

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@TimeOutNewYork where can I find your magazines?? They used to be handed out outside my work but that seems to have ended. I need my undatables! 😭

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Daddy!

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@nmason8188 @MoonPie Is this u trying to get free @MoonPie s

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@joepeerz Thank you for being the only one to show me any twitter luv

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@HubAtColumbia did I win

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@HubAtColumbia National puppy day 🍗

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@BANNERSMUSIC are you sold out tonight in Seattle?????????? Please respond ASAP!!!

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@malhall_ree OMG I KNEW IT WAS YOU

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So big so deep

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@HubAtColumbia it's like this on at least 2 of them

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@therealjacksonB hey will you go to homecoming with me? I think you're so cute haha 😊

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@abatt28 Delete this

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@HubAtColumbia please update your subscription to excel on the 11th floor desktops #INEEDIT