molly

she/her 22 - laura palmer but if she were a waitress

[molly @carmexcarfox]

smudge thread

[molly @carmexcarfox]

You have two hat choices:
1. Baseball hat
2. Stupid fucking hat everyone makes fun of

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

Just throwing it out there that the lane is wiiiiiiiiide open for a tech company to get insanely rich by just replicating the 2010 version of big websites like Google while explicitly stating that they hate AI.

[arvo färt @arvofart]

You’d have to be insanely racist to pretend like Lupita Nyong’o isn’t one of the most beautiful women alive

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Counting or not counting White House correspondents’ dinners

[the only heartbreaker🛸 @cherrymidniqht]

@Slumdog_Milly blacked out and drunk texted my grandma

[pep 🐟 @SUBMARINER1941]

worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

It’s just a joke dude. And the joke is just rooted in ideas. That I’m just reinforcing 😈

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

[allegory of @hucklerobbyism]

Reading some of yalls tweets

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Every single patient on ventilators in the entire of Cuba just died overnight because of the US blockade. The US is a terrorist regime destroying the world to rule over the ashes. It must be stopped.

[molly @carmexcarfox]

@hunteryharris They’re having a herpes-off

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Love going outside, can't get enough of it. My favorite part? Love spending $100 every time I leave my front door. Love sitting at an event, wondering the whole time if some psycho is going to walk in and shoot me in the head. Love seeing the faces of my many, beautiful friends

[Redclaw🐉👑 VILLAIN ARC @RedclawDraws]

Glen Rose Texas is the Dinosaur Capitol of Texas and they want to destroy the Valley by putting in a data center.
YOU. DON’T. HATE. AI. ENOUGH.

[reyna cervantes @Jfcdoomblade]

“You’re gonna punch me?”
“Yeah”
“Then you’re gonna in trouble for that”
“Okay”

Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.

[Rosie Memos @almostjingo]

Well that’s an awkward way of finding out that RING cameras are remotely controlled and have facial recognition.

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

The American Century of Humiliation continues

[(((Ella Yurman))) @EllaYurman]

trying to approach each day with the boundless positivity of jimmy eats world’s “the middle”

[tippity @tippity]

YES SIR GLORY TO THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA