Carol

My profile is mostly political angst, dogs, and the NBA. Now with 25% more food content!

[Carol @carolbitz]

@FemiMom72422 @StephJoyceDC She was the worst, honestly. I liked her in early S19, but good lord, complete the challenge. 🤦‍♀️

[trash jones @jzux]

i miss my sense of childlike wonder. now all i have is this sense of adultlike dread

[Carol @carolbitz]

@Dani_P_7 @DowntownLAScan I'm glad you're here. ♥️

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

We know the ship is sinking. That’s why we thought a rebrand was in order!

[Carrie @WhoDeyBucks]

When Burrow went down, his former buckeye teammates on the other team went to him. One of them was Dwayne Haskins.

[Nick Looney @NickLooney901]

Major NFL suspensions:

Ray Rice: beating fiancé; 2 games
Adrian Peterson: felony child abuse; 6 games
Greg Hardy: beating gf; 10 games reduced to 4
Ezekiel Elliot: hitting women; 6 games

Calvin Ridley: 17 games for using FanDuel
Josh Gordon: 6 seasons for smoking weed

[Shaker Samman @ShakerSamman]

Matt Stafford is sitting next to John Mulaney watching LeBron go off. What a weird sentence

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

We do support you, just not with money, staff, or resources. You have our emotional support. So go do great things!

[Carol @carolbitz]

Honestly, props to the social media team 😂

[Ohio State Hoops @OhioStateHoops]

It's over!! They've done it!!

The Ohio State Buckeyes take down a team of 15 Steph Curry's in front of a sold out Value City Arena. Let's party Columbus!!

[AJ Santos @AJSantos1991]

Let's make his 5th straight NBA All-star captain! Team LeBron!👑
#LeBronJames #NBAAllStar

[Carol @carolbitz]

@Mr_Kavis_Peak Dude is convinced that Stroud is the GOAT, and I have no idea why 🤦‍♀️😡

[chad iwertz duffy @ceiwertz]

Institutions contribute to imposter syndrome when sending mixed signals to graduate associates about whether they are students or employees. Case in point: Depts can't use $$ to feed employees, but employees get free meals through the rest of the semester. Guess who gets neither?

[Carol @carolbitz]

@KyrieIrving 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Carol @carolbitz]

@DeonteFan @PFF_College Gus Johnson is awful

[trash jones @jzux]

did it hurt? when you graduated with a BA in english?

[Carol @carolbitz]

@JamieUtphall No next time, hopefully? 🙏

[Carol @carolbitz]

@colonellovely Ah, true snippets of the human condition.

[Carol @carolbitz]

@RepClayHiggins 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[Carol @carolbitz]

@InternetCommas He messed up Bobby Portis' name and said that Clint Capela was Boogie. 🤦‍♀️