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former floaties model (2002-2002); she/her

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The Only Murders In The Building theme song walked so the White Lotus theme song could run

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PSA: I’m not in crisis but I did cut 10’’ off my hair

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@jamesengel29 7 all the way

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Today is my 32nd birthday.

Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves.

Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

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Great Christmas / birthday gift: TSA pre-check

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I can’t get home. I’m in WV and there isn’t a tax or Uber to be had… WTF

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I say the most horrifying things to Kipp sometimes. Last night it was “I wish I could crawl into your skin to hangout with you.” Is this what love is?

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I wish Hulu had a shuffle button! I don’t want to pick which episode of broad city I’m going to watch for the umpteenth time

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Just Kipp and I out here trying to convert the people of Montréal into J-walking

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@AnthonyMKreis Justice for “River of Glory” and “Lord of the Dance”!!

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The airline industry sucks #teamtrain

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I inadvertently deleted an app off my home screen over a week ago and I still don’t know what app it was. And now, I’m starting to adjust to the new app placements. What if I never find out what app it was?!

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Best movie trailer I’ve ever seen! Pop me some popcorn 🍿

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

Are you ready to #UnfoldTheUniverse?

Join us July 12 at 10:30 am ET (14:30 UTC), as Webb’s first full-color images & data are revealed one by one! Watch on @NASA’s streaming platforms: Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Twitch, DailyMotion.

(Voice and imagery used with permission.)

[Ross Barkan @RossBarkan]

It is amazing and absurd that in New York City, in the year 2022, the tenant is expected to pay the fee of the broker. The tenant did not ask to use the broker or work with the broker. The relationship was forced.

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@frostiestotheh 👏👏👏 brava prof

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@jamesengel29 By the way just showed @kippmilone this tweet and he agrees with me and @danie_nicole23 …. Human with giraffe skin all the way 🦒

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Would you rather be a...

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@mads_engel Hahaha yep exactly! And yeah, I especially remember having the dream in February and often in @jamesengel29’s room

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My dentist was a spider who would clean my teeth with his legs which had toothbrushes on the end

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Hulu should curate queues

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@ItsJewsie @mads_engel

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@ItsJewsie My red flag 🚩is not being able to properly custruct a Google search