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[scareoline @caroslimezz]

Everybody was (and I cannot stress this enough) kung fu fighting

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

Good job to whoever came up with the names clay, silt, and loam. Those ones are great

[snoops🪩 @HSsnoopyy]

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[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

New Arctic Monkeys song is so good I could punch a wall right now my GOD GET BACK IN THE BOOTH

[۟💤 @sleepi]

why are men allowed to be so much uglier than women

[nico ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

gothic renaissance goes so hard when you don't have illiterate twitter mfs in your ear telling you that sensitive portrayals of upsetting & taboo subjects are an endorsement of said taboos, nor the other illiterate twitter mfs saying that romanticizing them is harmless #nuance

[Miss Sandrist @foreverimbetter]

Everyone considers teenage boys as so exponentially hungry but if they were really hungry, more of them would know how to cook!

[Nkay @carlella1]

It can be traced to how boys are raised around food. Always being catered to, with no expectations of reciprocity makes them grow into inconsiderate men.
Food and cooking have been treated as something a man deserves and has a right to which fosters a sense of entitlement.

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

There’s a peculiar arrogance in holding others to standards you privately violate. You don’t actually hate "immorality" but what you hate seeing other people do openly what you do in secret. Insecurity dressed up as moral superiority.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“You should be a lawyer” is how adults call a little girl a fucking bitch

[Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin]

Yeah sell your brownstone, sell it NOW. Sell it below market price in fact

[Disabled Trash Witch♿ @StinkRatsCharms]

When you're chronically ill it's socially acceptable for folks to interrogate about your diet, how much yoga you do, and whether you sacrified your soul to the correct god. But if you ask someone to wear a mask to try to prevent their 4th COVID infection, you've crossed a line

[Han 🖤 CHECK PINNED! @spoonfulofhan]

“It’s just a cold” I don’t want that either, thanks

“It’s just the flu” I don’t want that either, thanks

“It’s just norovirus” I don’t want that either, thanks

Just because you think your sickness is no big deal doesn’t mean it isn’t one for others.

[ivy @soupysuee]

the #real eldest daughter anthem
https://t.co/WIT8LYX3iS

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

not to get corny but I think the perpetual girlhood trend (girl math, girl dinner, I’m just a girl, he should pay for XYZ) comes from a real and genuine distain for adult women. it’s very embarrassing.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

i don’t even have to open this video to see and hear it. If i close my eyes i can recreate it frame by frame in my mind