Caroline Ster

Probably watching TV and likely to start a fight about the Oxford comma

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

Overheard at Disneyland:
Kid: “Mom, I want to leave.”
Mom: “Well MOMMY WANTS TO LOOK AT THE CASTLE.”

And if that’s not me as a parent I don’t know what is.

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

@blain_weeks You forgot Dancing with the Stars

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

I think we need an Xbox 🤞🏻 @blain_weeks #Xbox_BarbieTheMovieSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Give your Xbox a Barbie makeover!

Follow & RT with #Xbox_BarbieTheMovieSweepstakes for a chance to win a #BarbieTheMovie Xbox Series S with glamorous Barbie Dreamhouse & more! Ages 18+. Ends July 30. Rules: https://t.co/iS1QECzWNc

See @BarbieTheMovie, Only In Theaters July 21.

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

#BringTheGold

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

Bark in the Park ⚾️ #PadresPets #SDinHD #GoPadres #PetcoPark @Padres

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

@IzzySter18 Cite your sources

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

@IzzySter18 LMAO

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

@IzzySter18 YES I KNOW AND MY QUESTION STILL STANDS

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

@IzzySter18 WHERE IS 500 DAYS OF SUMMER

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

SNL premiered on this day in 1975!

[BritBox US @BritBox_US]

Can’t get enough of @ProfDavidWilson from #IntheFootstepsofKillers? Watch as he reviews notorious serial killers from film and television for @VanityFair!
https://t.co/y5oIUGl7B0

[Variety @Variety]

Emma Thompson, Jim Broadbent Tapped for BritBox’s ‘Why Didn’t They Ask Evans?’ https://t.co/CnanCH7UUs

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

@IzzySter18 @blain_weeks

[BritBox US @BritBox_US]

Who created all of your favorite stories? It was Agatha all along!

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

@IzzySter18 If you appreciated the history of journalism you wouldn’t use the oxford comma. Who raised you?

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

@IzzySter18 STOP

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

Other young people have moved into my building meaning the washers/dryers are no longer available at midnight. I am sad.

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

@jasmynesbell I’m crying

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

@isa_bella_li This is the honest version

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

Please take this survey so I can graduate thanks https://t.co/YAgwLR1CsM

[Caroline Ster @caroster7]

@jasmynesbell @franz__solo I’m crying