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Just another ba’al ha-bus

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Yehuda, you are strong like a lion.

Naftali, you’re as swift as a deer.

Zevulun, you’ll sail the seven seas.

Gad, you are the Gaddiest Gad that ever Gadded. Seriously, there’ll never be anyone Gadder.

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@ClaussenPickles what the heck

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Somewhere out there there’s a person who starts every #wordle with DEATH and I think that’s beautiful

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@Briankeating Probably... have you tried asking it what problems are worth solving?

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@Yakovolf @shlishkas @RabbiApproves yeah! the torah is authoritative! and 2000 years of halacha supports women who want a get getting one https://t.co/GykIaGcX8Y

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@VerminusM Both! Just the directionality is different

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Ashkenaz v Sephard?

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My favorite mitzvah is אל תהי צדיק הרבה

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The next time a rabbi tells you the key to happiness is Torah and Mitzvos just point to Koheles - “you know Shlomo HaMelech wasn’t so sure!”

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@GilStudent At a shul I go to (in chu"l) they do 2 perakim + mishebeirach for the shvuyim + acheinu after most minyanim. It takes... a while. One time afterward I commented to a friend "man, who are the real hostages here??" and immediately felt terrible.

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just a fantastic ibn ezra I came across yesterday

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@ThisAmerLife 30 min of circumstantial evidence, and 0 real evidence for your thesis - how is this journalism?

Funny you call the ep Chaos Graph - the whole point of chaos is that it's unpredictable, and that the perceived patterns are just observer bias.

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not sure who's keeping track but we're once again in safeik shmoneh esrai l'hachmir territory :(

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@Yakovolf diregarding the fact that chanukah and purim exist, and prove that rabbis can institute new holidays, how do you even know this is true? were you alive 75 years after yehoshua conquered canaan?

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how common is zioni uncertainty among shuls in artzot habrit?

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@Moshe_Kurtz vehahefech lehefech also deserves an underline

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@aimhumor why do people carry around the biggest gemaras

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not sure why I haven't seen this suggested yet, but @elonmusk why don't you just put chatgpt in charge?

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@pwaxmonkey @mommajessiec "what do you mean the kids need clothes"

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@ickyrobot @RobWhitakerJr @professorellen @ilanacubana ok so do you think chappelle should censor himself because of conspiracy theorists? bc the first few minutes of his monologue was basically saying how ridiculous that feels.

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@aimhumor you're right, but for the wrong reasons