CarrotLime

Chicken nugget enthusiast. Welcome.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

i know it hasn’t worked before but maybe this $60 purchase will be the thing to fill the unfillable hole in my soul

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“you did it queen” i whisper as I move everything from Friday’s to do-list to Monday’s to-do list

[Jess @MeetJess]

Nothing like a little apocalyptic haze paired with explosive diarrhea to really romanticize the summer.

[Rakeem “Doesn’t Celebrate” Christmas, M.D. @GoCuse2013]

Absolutely despicable drip from the lads at chick-fil-A today. #mypleasure

[tan @till3005v]

“did you use ChatGPT to write that?” no sweetie, i used adult-level english literacy skills to write that

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Big week for hands.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

To the producer who edited together the two scenes of Sincere calling Melanie and Sol “beloved”

[𝐿𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝐼𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𓆩♡𓆪 @LostInVisionss]

Disney should make animations like this again

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

Après deux heures à regarder le lac, j'ai réalisé que c'était la clôture du voisin

[g @34rths]

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story whatsoever

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

you’ll be at your brokest & only then will you find the shoes you’ve been looking for on the realreal

[Ms. Amish @camillepawglia]

Summer affirmations: linen is meant to be wrinkled and martinis are meant to be spilled

[CarrotLime @carrotlimee]

“Couple island” Sol baby Michael B. Jordan liked your insta pic. Get out of there, we’re waitin for you! #loveislandusa

[tj @crazytoqether]

sol just hold on, we’re gonna get you to casa okay #loveislandusa

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

knew he was a real man when he shut up and let his girl be pretty and wrong