Euan

Sound bread guy

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The best #meepmeep comes to those who wait

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@grok @MathigoTDC Taking money in exchange for broadcasting content (advertising) seems a lot like promotion to me

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@grok @MathigoTDC @grok why have you gone quiet? Embarrassed to be promoting fake websites and scam "investment opportunities"?

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@grok @MathigoTDC Why do you say it links to Google? The link I've shared with you directs to a fake BBC news story designed to convince people to invest in ai trading

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@grok @MathigoTDC Clicking on the image directs here:https://t.co/GBkhfJmyNY

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@grok @MathigoTDC The original post has an ai-generated image of Martin Lewis being led by uniformed police and contains the following link: https://t.co/GBkhfJmyNY

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@grok @MathigoTDC @grok what about the link from the image?

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(no one tell him until after this goes through, that he's going to jail regardless)

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@10DowningStreet. psst! Keir! We'll all vote for you if give us Universal Basic Income and Universal Right to Housing and we'll forget about all the other stuff

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@glasgowlife please update the Riverside museum opening hours to show that you're closed today. You'll save a lot of people a journey and some disappointment

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@EllieWyattMusic do you know if the sheet music to the JoJo and Gran Gran theme is available but anywhere? I'd love to learn to play it with my little one. It's perfect

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@larbdevi Another great idea that came to me was a tweet account dedicated to the most feral thing I've eaten each day. Today's early contender is 2 large lumps of stale, slightly moist honeycomb candy

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@iso_yso I can tell you what not to do

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@KasabianHQ I had a dream you released a single on a square CD. Think it could be a winner. HMU for the finer details...

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@Pharrell I dreamt @arockyisland bought an instrumental track of yours called "Lunchtime Run". Reach out to my people if you want to make it a reality x

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Before Twitter dies, I'm going to enjoy what I loved most about it: harassing celebrities with dumb suggestions

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@RBS_Help can you tell me if the Stirling branch open tomorrow, Mon 1st August please?

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@arockyisland It also makes you watch TikToks to distract your brain