Cass

Catholic, DCer, puzzler, board gamer, music lover, and a smattering of other things.

[Cass @cassbdiaz]

@MmePapyraceus but where is Hunca Munca??? The children (my children) demand her.

[bug girl @buggirl]

hating children and babies doesn’t make you edgy or cool it just kinda makes you a weird as fuck asshole. dehumanizing the most vulnerable population on earth and thinking they should be excluded from society is not the quirky take you think it is

[Cass @cassbdiaz]

@MmePapyraceus (I’m getting stuck bc I don’t know what “smv” means …)

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[Cass @cassbdiaz]

@MmePapyraceus This is my nightmare (and perhaps directly linked to me executive function disorder)

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

Whoooooooooooooooooooosh
Woooooooooosh
Whooooooooooooooosh
Whoooooooooooooooooooooosh
Nnnnneeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwssssssssh
Whoooooooooooooooooooooasssh

— living in Washington D.C. today

[Cass @cassbdiaz]

@MmePapyraceus Right? This is a five minute activity that can be done on a weekend. Nothing specifically “homeschool” about it.

[Cass @cassbdiaz]

@MmePapyraceus I myself am 50/50 - it’s either a loose nightgown or leggings and a tshirt.

(My husband does not care and will go after it regardless.)

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

@pissvortex as foretold i’m afraid

[Cass @cassbdiaz]

@MmePapyraceus I was thinking about you and how you’re fasting today, actually! As I was finishing my protein bar and filling my water bottle, I thought “I wonder what Mme Ham is doing bc her daily life is a fast” 🙈

[h @VILL4NEVE]

nobody will ever be this funny again

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

"I would kill a billion planets for my child" ok well thanks Muad'dib but no one's asking you to do that, they're asking you to read The Very Hungry Caterpillar for the 30th time today.

[Cass @cassbdiaz]

Day 1 of GLP-1 let’s goooooooo

[Cass @cassbdiaz]

@Metrobusinfo Hmm. I was at the stop at 8:06. Finally got on a d36 at 8:15 …

I love the bus, it’s definitely gotten more reliable in the past few years, but days like this are so frustrating.

[Cass @cassbdiaz]

@Metrobusinfo Trinidad and Levis, NB. The 8:02 c71 never showed up, I was standing at the stop since 7:53am

[Cass @cassbdiaz]

@MmePapyraceus Yes, you should! I use Ken Forkish’s recipe, and it’s a wonderful practice (plus your hands will smell like olive oil which fits with my wanna-be mob wife aesthetic)

[Cass @cassbdiaz]

@diet_tapwater yes. either that or cupcake red velvet.

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Bad Bunny is both a Christian (Catholic) and an American (from Puerto Rico)

[Cass @cassbdiaz]

@MmePapyraceus Can you even imagine Teen Mom being produced today??? Mid 2000s were wild for so many reasons.