Cassie Patrick

never met a dog I didn’t like

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

3 beautiful models stand before me but I only have one photo in my hands

[Cassie Patrick @cassiepatrickk]

it is 2:00 on a Tuesday, can we just like chill for a sec

[wasian zing @bu55idestroyer]

painted skies, pretty school.

[Cassie Patrick @cassiepatrickk]

*me talking to my brother about watching a star is born*
me: that movie LITERALLY killed me
@alexpatrick14: well Bradley Cooper actually died but go ahead and make this about yourself

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

dracula with a guitar: anyvays here's vondervall

[Cassie Patrick @cassiepatrickk]

@madisonecarini you know, a b*tch just might

[Cassie Patrick @cassiepatrickk]

I am like 5 minutes away from adopting a dog so I have a friend in these dark times nobody stop me

[Paintress April 🎨 American Artist @PaintressApril]

I can’t breathe

[Cassie Patrick @cassiepatrickk]

because you love me :-)

[Alex @alexpatrick14]

Just had a six hour FT w my sister how is that even possible?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Quarantine 2020 is going to have us reenacting every movie ever made @LightsCameraPod

[Cassie Patrick @cassiepatrickk]

yes everyone this is about me

[Cassie Patrick @cassiepatrickk]

the only reason you can say this is bc you’re mike from the bachelorette, anyone else and we’d all laugh at you and call you cheesy also hey what’s up

[Mike Johnson @MikeJohnson1_]

Can we jus skip ahead to the part where we're laughing at inside jokes, watching Disney+ and Netflix documentaries while I pinch ya booty as a congrats on ya accomplishments!

[Cassie Patrick @cassiepatrickk]

getting a heart shaped any piece of jewelry is my biggest fear there I said it

[Cassie Patrick @cassiepatrickk]

didn’t realize I could cry that much at two strangers happiness goodnight

[dopeameme_dealer @DopeamemeDealer]

Did you know it takes a plastic bag 20-100 years to break down, yet it takes me approximately 1 minor inconvenience

[jo @whatsJo]

him: my dad left when I was younger, around 7

me: before rush hour, smart move

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

GYM TIP: Work out smart, not hard!

A lot of people at the gym go and lift the big weights. But actually, the small weights are lighter and much easier to lift.