If sneps were really big:
- they couldn't jump as far
- they wouldn't be as agile
- they couldn't survive falling off a cliff
- they wouldn't be as fluffy
- their tails would look shorter
- they couldn't derp as much
- they wouldn't be as cute
It would be an epic tragedy.
Trump believes he has the power to weaponize the U.S. Postal Service to restrict voting. Marc Elias and his law firm are already challenging that notion in court.
“[The Trump administration has] come up with a scheme that is so unbelievably unconstitutional and authoritarian.”
The academic freedom index across the world.
The US is on a steep decline, ranking below 120th of countries in 2025.
In 2015, we were ranked in the top 15.
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The President of the United States is visibly struggling, and the signs of worsening cognitive decline are becoming harder and harder to ignore. He’s also falling asleep regularly in meetings.
Why is this not a national story every day?
Oh, I forgot the best part.
Months before the IPO, SpaceX took $17.5 billion of old junk debt from xAI and X and parked it on its own balance sheet through a $20 billion bridge loan.
The terms? Repaid within six months of listing.
So part of the $75 billion that retail and index funds just handed over is already spoken for. Not for Mars. Not for rockets. To clear debts piling up at Elon's other companies.
You bought the rocket ship.
You're on the hook for the loans.
BEST. ENGINEERING. EVER.
The most common symptom of Covid right now appears to be believing you have food poisoning:
“I had food poisoning and felt like I had Covid.”
(But you’re saying it’s still not Covid though right?) 🙄
“Pretty sure I've had food poisoning…I haven't been this sick since I had Covid back in 2020 or 2022. I can't remember”
(Sounds like Covid. And you can’t remember because, well, Covid.) 😬
“First I get an upper respiratory infection and then food poisoning.”
(Mmm that doesn’t sound like food poisoning….) 🤦♀️
“Been in the hospital with severe gastroenteritis that turned into sepsis….
Doctors think I had food poisoning….
Being that sick was traumatic and WEIRD. I saw and thought things that weren't real, like fish frog and chicken people….”
(Okay WTAF 😳)
“Wonder if i got food poisoning because i went to eat after my dr’s appointment wednesday and i’ve been sick since.”
(By why were you at the doctor to begin with?!) 🤬
Then comes the inevitable update:
“F*cking Covid. Like, Really?”
The script writes itself.
I'm hospitalized currently for Long COVID induced Heart failure and severe microvascular disease.
This week, Doctors exposed me to a tuberculosis patient for 3 days without warning me, after I told them that my doctors warned me that even the mildest infection could kill me in my current state.
doctors also refused to treat my ear infection for 5 days and it spread.
now I'm in the most pain I've ever felt. I have taken so many different pain killers but nothing helps.
Every month it climbs higher.
I'm old enough to remember when the minimisers said that Covid infection can't cause immune dysfunction because active TB cases weren't rising.
BREAKING: Gavin Newsom just issued a defiant response to Trump after he sent federal agents after Newsom and his family. Trump continues to weaponize government to go after his political opponents. Everyone needs to watch and share this video.
The US secretly approved a financial and maritime arrangement between Qatar and Iran, under which billions of dollars were paid to Tehran in exchange for free passage for Qatari tankers and ships through the Strait of Hormuz, three diplomatic officials now confirm.
This was a deliberate and conscious course of action by the US administration, which allowed its navy to turn a blind eye to the arrangement, in complete contradiction of its declared policy. The move was intended to ease the crisis in global energy markets and curb rising oil prices.
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De Niro: I hate to say it, but loving our country is starting to sound like an abused spouse saying they love their abuser.
I can’t love a country that starts stupid and inhumane wars, killing thousands of innocents and indirectly causing the deaths and suffering of millions more.
I can’t love a country that takes healthcare away from millions of people and uses that money to enrich their pals in the Trump-Epstein class.
I can’t love a country that sends out masked militias to shoot citizens in the streets, torture our neighbors, and separate families.
I can’t love a country that’s led by a racist, misogynist, xenophobic tyrant.
And let me just say it: I can’t love a country that’s led by Donald Trump and his sycophant Congress.
BREAKING: UNRWA just fired 70 employees in Gaza over their ties to Hamas, in wake of UN Watch's latest revelations and the investigation by the U.S. Inspector General of USAID.
See our new UNRWA Terror Network map here, identifying 400 culprits: https://t.co/39bbQpruFe