Catherine

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[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

[Mike Pence’s Fly @pence_fly]

Black flies matter.
#VPDebate

[Catherine @catelaubu]

@bethanycarron My boss just eats straight cottage cheese as a snack. It looks like she's eating baby barf 😰

[Catherine @catelaubu]

@peacockTV hey, you wanna find a way to not make the commercials 10x louder than the shows?

[Jᴏʜɴ @JPopStrikesBack]

Everyone from Lake of the Ozarks in about a week...

[Catherine @catelaubu]

@patrick05020 @secysherry @DoorDash More like Kaith-reen

[Catherine @catelaubu]

@greatisenough @DoorDash Had this problem too. Mother fuckers charged me 5 dollars for a single egg roll from my favorite restaurant. Brought it up with the owner and she said she charges door dash 99 cents for them. Wtf is wrong with this picture? @DoorDash is a bunch of selfish theives

[Catherine @catelaubu]

@DoorDash Not following for a reason. Door dash is awful.

[Catherine @catelaubu]

@BeautyBizBrain I found skin on my shears. #getonmylevel #dontreally #imtraumatized

[Catherine @catelaubu]

Can't tell if I kinda like @SenGillibrand or really hate her after that..

[Catherine @catelaubu]

@DoorDash is a company of greedy theives. I will never support a company who chooses to screw over their customers and charges you 4x what the restaurant chooses to charge. Will only use the local delivery companies from now on.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Reproductive rights are not just protected by the Constitution of the United States but must be guaranteed in every state. This is a direct attack on women’s health.
https://t.co/zDekzGXLib

[Catherine @catelaubu]

If you haven't heard about @resistbot yet, go learn. #contactyourlocalgovernment #resist #standupforhumanrights

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Beware the Ides of March.

[Catherine @catelaubu]

It is so weird watching @TheActOnHulu being from Springfield Missouri. I can't pay attention because I'm too busy laughing at all the weird misrepresentations

[Catherine @catelaubu]

@thefirstbroseph This. It's one reason why I've struggled so hard to find a church I really love in Springfield.

[Catherine @catelaubu]

Yesterday a client straight up asked me 2 minutes into her haircut if I was pregnant, so my life is going really well. #hairstylistproblems #gettingagymmembershipnow #apronproblems

[Catherine @catelaubu]

@BeautyBizBrain Client sits in my chair
Me-" so what are we doing today?"
Them- "well, I need it cut"
Me- "hah" 😑

[Catherine @catelaubu]

@bethanycarron Ew I've had to delete close friends off of Snapchat because of this 🤭