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Here. Queer. Xe/xem/xyr.

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@steadirob I want non-femme decorations for Blox duckbill masks so badly. They pass a fit test on me but they’re so boring.

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@steadirob YES, absolutely interested! Please tell me more!

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@NeolithicSheep About a year is recommended

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@growflet What? What?! Ugh! That’s terrible!

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@mattbc Thanks so much for your advice. It really helps.

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@mattbc Fair. I’ve been avoiding going into Boston to see my PCP because of Covid and because it’s an hour away now. And I see a functional medicine NP for the Lyme-related symptoms because AMA doesn’t believe in chronic Lyme. I wonder which to ask.

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@mattbc I have unknown immune status (no longer on steroids, but my body is still weird with chronic Lyme and I tend to get sick a lot (reduced but not eliminated by masking/avoiding people)). Should I try and convince a doctor to give me Evusheld? Is there any chance of getting it?

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@SirAngelface 😂

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@Metztli8071 @growflet They stack!!!

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@Jeopardamy I just wanted you to know that my whole family is rooting for you. My mom and dad watch every night and think you’re amazing.

[Paul @PMartinsSmith]

This has made me laugh more than anything so far today. #Jorts

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

This is the best thing

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.@JortsTheCat
My name is Jorts
I liek to eat
But the door closes
On my feete
I liek the trash
But cups are mean
My best hero
Is tortie Jean

My name is Jean
Jorts is my friend
Now he is the
Biggest trend
He got greased
I helped out
But it eased
My poops out

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@atima_omara Holy shit, what a cold fucking asshole.

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@marginaliana I have an overabundance and thought I’d share?

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What jingle from your childhood gets stuck in your head?

My mental jukebox will latch on to the Pizza Bagel jingle at random times for several days on end.

"Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. When pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime!"

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@sequenturtle Sure thing! Good luck

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@sequenturtle I do, and happy to help