Caleb Jones

Director. Actor. Writer. Bartender. Goof.

[Terri Irwin @TerriIrwin]

Today would have been our 25th wedding anniversary. I miss you so very much, and I am grateful every day for the time we had together.

[adamselzer 🧵 | אדם @adamselzer]

My new tour intro: “I was in the NY Times last week, which I’m sure some of you think makes me ‘fake news,’ but we’re ALL gonna have fun…"

[Caleb Jones @cbabyjones]

@Candacequarrels I've been trying to see the show, but the lottery is INSANITY! I'm hoping to get it one day that you're on!

[Caleb Jones @cbabyjones]

@Candacequarrels I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE HAMILTONING in Chicago?! I'm bartending at the theater today!

[Caleb Jones @cbabyjones]

@Jon_Favreau I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO YOUR SCAR IS!!! PLEASE JON, PLEASE.

[Caleb Jones @cbabyjones]

@Jon_Favreau LISTEN if you don't get Tom Hiddleston for Scar, we gonna have mad issues. #BePreparedFavreau

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?

[Caleb Ryan Jones @calebryan_jones]

@jk_rowling I really wanted to wait until the day I met you to ask, but I figured I'd give this a shot: Did you think of TMR first or IALV?

[Caleb Jones @cbabyjones]

@AMCTalkingDead @hardwick can we cut out the sexist guests? Or at least call them out dude. Are you kidding me with that purse comment?

[Caleb Jones @cbabyjones]

SWEET BIRD OF VERMOUTH! TONIGHT! @SecondCityChiTC #deMaat 8:30. #Fridaythe13th #letsgetsouthern #thingstodotonight

[The Great Blight Way @Gr8BlightWay]

just sat thru 2 hours of @Donaldducksoup + @cbabyjones screaming at each other. our #RockofAges episode drops Sunday. brace yourself.

[The Great Blight Way @Gr8BlightWay]

god help us. this Sunday @ 6pm w/@cbabyjones. #comedy #podcast #GBW #RockOfAges #TomCruise #scientology

[Caleb Jones @cbabyjones]

@ScottMGimple YOU'RE DUMB.

[Caleb Jones @cbabyjones]

@ChicagoMuseum I will be first in line if you cover my ticket!

[Almond Chains @AlmondChains]

The look works. #pigtailsforeugene #talkingdead

[Caleb Jones @cbabyjones]

@ScottMGimple In the words of Walter White "...tread lightly" in these next two weeks. #TheWalkingDead #IfDarylDiesWeRiot #S7E1ratings⬇️😇☠🚬🎯

[Caleb Jones @cbabyjones]

@ChicagoMuseum WHY DON'T YOU HAVE MORE STUFF ON H. H. HOLMES?? #PLZ #FANATIC

[Caleb Jones @cbabyjones]

@netflix I SWEAR TO GOD if you are charging me for all of this time that YOUR system is down. #illhuluamfer

[Caleb Jones @cbabyjones]

@Postmates You guys need some a badass shiny new free delivery codes. #GetOnIt #beatTheGrub #teampostmates

[Caleb Jones @cbabyjones]

@jk_rowling Please, please tell me: was Mad-Eye a Slytherin? #constantvigilance #slytherin