Chris Balfer

Quality Assurance Specialist/ Certified Welding Inspector/Semper Fidelis

[Chris Balfer @cbalfer]

@WorkElizab No. I hate them.

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@BuzzPatterson If it were your choice, would you sign a peace deal with them or would you finish the job?

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@abxlarge 3

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@GuntherEagleman The knowledge that finishing off Iran would cement his name in history as the President who changed the world

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@PaliNewsNetwork The Iranian regime is shit and should be completely destroyed

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@MikeNellis I don’t believe you. I love it.

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The Whitehouse needs to find out who contaminated the reflecting pool and then drown them in it.

[Chris Balfer @cbalfer]

@SenJeffMerkley Fuck off. When is the last time you complained about spending tax dollars?

[Chris Balfer @cbalfer]

@COSportsNut Don’t listen to guys like this. He is in the minority. We do approve of our leadership.

[Sana Ebrahimi Ledene @__Injaneb96]

Americans have really become desensitized to how good they have it.

During my summer internship in Germany in 2018, I learned that the hard way. If you forgot to buy groceries on Saturday, you were out of luck, everything shut down on Sundays, so you’d go hungry until Monday.

Even during the week, if you left work a little late and missed the 8 p.m. cutoff, every grocery store in town was already closed.

On top of that, the food in the small town where I lived (Saarbrücken) was pretty terrible.
After that experience, I moved to the U.S. for grad school and I was genuinely mind-blown.
The abundance, convenience, and quality of everything felt almost unreal by comparison.

[Chris Balfer @cbalfer]

@BuzzPatterson That’s some cool shit!

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@hissgoescobra Nobody is asking for your forgiveness.

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What’s up with all these pussy “men” crying because motor cycles at the WhiteHouse? That’s some awesome shit!

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@DavidLeavitt Only if you’re gay

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@TheSaurus831 That’s fucking awesome!

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@mark_slapinski Because it’s America’s birthday party

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@kevin_smith45 @elonmusk But now I have to call you a name. Fucker.

[Chris Balfer @cbalfer]

@kevin_smith45 @elonmusk Ahhhh. I see. Missed that.

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@GuntherEagleman Earl Campbell

[Chris Balfer @cbalfer]

@davidyelland He’s done none of that. But you are.