Courtney Eberhard

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[Courtney Eberhard @cbeberhard]

@chriskatje And https://t.co/a1gfy7F0P9 is giving a 504 error when you visit 😂

[Courtney Eberhard @cbeberhard]

@rodryanshow My mom told me my allowance was $5 a week. But 10% went to tithing and 20% went to college savings. So I got $2 a week. Never actually saw her deposit tithing. Never saw a college savings account 😂

[Courtney Eberhard @cbeberhard]

@holstfly @MichaelMeunier @netflix I'm connected with ethernet through fiber and its still buffering.

[Courtney Eberhard @cbeberhard]

@JavierR44481448 @netflix Is it just Texas? That's insane. The signal just has to travel four hours down I-45, why is it like this?

[Netflix @netflix]

Like for Jake Paul. RT for Mike Tyson.
#PaulTyson

[Courtney Eberhard @cbeberhard]

@SlackHQ I would love to be able to sync my slack contacts with my Google contacts. Similar to WhatsApp, where the info is in my Google contacts and I can choose to start a message through my contact page. Just saying, in case y'all were looking for new ideas.

[Courtney Eberhard @cbeberhard]

@CenterPoint Please block off this road! (Deihl Rd 77092) Cars keep driving into this mess at night and swerving into the ditch to avoid the poles and wires.

[Courtney Eberhard @cbeberhard]

@CenterPoint Please block off this road! (Deihl Rd 77092) Cars keep driving into this mess at night and swerving into the ditch to avoid the poles and wires.

[Courtney Eberhard @cbeberhard]

@rodryanshow

[Courtney Eberhard @cbeberhard]

@livdynamic I see your company on the floor of the knucklemania ring, but I literally can't find y'all's website 😂 I got a retweet from FL crypto and the owner's LinkedIn.

[Courtney Eberhard @cbeberhard]

@KBYip Lol right there with you!

[Billy Forney 3 @BillyForney3]

Prolific lightning producing line of storms in SE TX tonight/this morning

Nearly 7 strikes per second throughout the entire complex!

#txwx #houwx

[Storm Chaser Houston @StormChaserHTX]

Heavy heavy downpours, 290 near Piedmont

@JeffLindner1 @ABC13Elyse
@NWSHouston  @TxStormChasers  @Mattlanza @spann @weatherchannel @ThisJustIN_6
#houwx #htx #TXWX #hounews #abc13

[Billy Forney 3 @BillyForney3]

79.4mph radar indicated wind speed south of Houston near Rosharon, TX

#houwx #txwx

[Billy Forney 3 @BillyForney3]

What does a “lightning strike per second” actually look like?

This.

#houwx #txwx

[Courtney Eberhard @cbeberhard]

All the Karens on here threatening to never return to the Daily Show because Jon Stewart "bashed Biden" 😅😅

Y'all sound like y'all want to talk to the manager.

[Vegas Golden Jedi Knight @VegasJediKnight]

omg, after only seeing a couple clips of the daily show so far, i cant wait to watch the whole thing after this game! if jon stewart is pissing off both sides, he's doing something right in hitting some uncomfortable truths and i'm all for it. #dailyshow

[Charlie celano @celano_charlie]

It’s hilarious that people are mad and shocked that Jon Stewart is making fun of both sides 🤣

[Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈 @ABlackPunk]

jfc how is jon stewart so good at hosting talk shows? it's the same writers as they've had for the last several seasons, but with jon hosting, i'm actually laughing at the jokes AND paying attention to the serious

[Drew foster @Drew_foster34]

Loved the jon Stewart monologue. I feel like so many people agree that both options are bad, and finally somebody is making comedy with that