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Church architecture. Monuments. Fonts. Stained glass.

If you want to know what churches are open for visitors during the day then get my Keyholder app.

[C B Newham @cbnewham]

@aditiitwt A ridiculous idea. A better idea is to have the rocket stationary and move the Earth downwards. No fuel required. We can easily move the Earth by getting a large group of people to jump up and down at the same time near the base of the rocket.

Problem solved.

[C B Newham @cbnewham]

@CuriosityonX Several of those boxes contain cards with pictures. I'm almost tempted to say the background photo is AI, but I suspect it is real. However, it certainly does not contain samples of them all.

[C B Newham @cbnewham]

@Evontiamo1 @otokyo Just you.

I see Jabba the Hutt.

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@BTebbitt8564 @FNesredep @sola_chad Yes. It's not proof.

[C B Newham @cbnewham]

@BTebbitt8564 @FNesredep @sola_chad That's not proof.

[C B Newham @cbnewham]

@otokyo C Major.

[C B Newham @cbnewham]

@Rose_nyla01 So lucky the poor bird didn't fracture into a thousand shards. If you are going to do this, use an ice pick - not a hammer! 😡

[C B Newham @cbnewham]

@80s_channel Please don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired.

[C B Newham @cbnewham]

@PhysInHistory He wouldn't. He'd be doom scrolling social media to see what people were saying about him.

[C B Newham @cbnewham]

@archer_rs Wow. Obviously Bill Gates' nanobots didn't get the email saying they should kill me.

[C B Newham @cbnewham]

@BTebbitt8564 @FNesredep @sola_chad Prove it.

[C B Newham @cbnewham]

@Boldyboy1975 All the alphabets? I only see the English alphabet there.

[C B Newham @cbnewham]

@Slarty247 @HiddenYorkshire And Die Hard.

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@MJL77 @HiddenYorkshire Yes. The happy ending or the sad ending.

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@HiddenYorkshire So many great scenes. The secretary transcribing the interrogation. 😂

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@OurHealthNest @KabirNoFilter @grok Resist making the reply.

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@DoctorLemma I have a name for it: "The knowledge it doesn't f'ing work". Anyone who is presented with this knowledge will henceforth take a hammer with them for use on these devices. As you smash it, your brain registers satisfaction, the waiting is easier, and your brain credits the hammer.

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@OurHealthNest @KabirNoFilter @grok I know, but I couldn't resist... 😁

[C B Newham @cbnewham]

@TheCriticalDri1 Unless, of course, that ice happened to be on glaciers or other non-water surfaces. So I'm afraid your argument is rather flawed.

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@OurHealthNest @KabirNoFilter @grok You asked if I'd feel something human by moving my tongue around... 😆