Colby Teller

Geek, motorcyclist, racer, incorrigible raconteur, GSD in Customer Success

[LeBron James @KingJames]

What are we even talking about here?? When I think about my kids and my family and how they will grow up, the choice is clear to me. VOTE KAMALA HARRIS!!!

[Colby Teller @cbtlive]

@scientwest @marinij Just because you don’t like em doesn’t mean they don’t belong there. Mountain biking was literally invented in Marin.

[Colby Teller @cbtlive]

100% this. You may be losing someone that was your best friend for a few years, but you were their best friend for THEIR WHOLE LIFE. Be there for your pets - and all your friends - when they need you most.

[Tweets of Dogs @TweeetsOfDogs]

"It turns out that pets also have last wills before they die, but only known to vets who put old and sick animals to sleep." Twitter user Jesse Dietrich asked a vet what the hardest part of his job was. The specialist replied without hesitation that the hardest thing for him was seeing how old or sick animals look for their owners before they fall asleep. The fact is 90% of owners don't want to be in a room with a dying animal. People leave so they don't see their animals leave. But they don't realize it's in these last moments of life that their animal needs them the most. Vets are asking owners to stay close to animals until the end. "It is inevitable that they die before you. Remember that you were the center of their lives. Maybe they were just a part of you. But they are also your family. Even if it's hard, don't give up on them. Don't let them die in a room with a stranger in a place they don't like. It's very painful for vets to see how pets can't find their owner in the last minutes of their lives. They don't understand why their master left them. After all, they needed the consolation of their master. Veterinarians do their best to make animals not so scared, but they are totally strangers to them. Don't be a coward because it's too painful for you. Think about the animal. Endure that pain for them. Be with them until the end.💞🙏

[Colby Teller @cbtlive]

I can’t wait to see how angry Elon stans will throw themselves in front of this. Normal people should not have this much power folks, regardless of how they inherited/scammed their billions.

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

A billionaire is undermining the national security policy of the United States. Normal people would go to prison for this.

https://t.co/WoMI4XEPhE

[Victo Ngai 倪傳婧 @victongai]

Dear @Adobe You mentioned your AI images uses the Adobe stock library only and guarantees the artist gets a royalty.

Then can you explain why my name is in your library and there are a bunch of AI generated images with my name without my consent or prior knowledge?

Please RT

[Switching Codes with Eric Deggans @Deggans]

This story about police in a small Kansas town raiding the local newspaper and seizing items in a way that seems illegal is chilling and cannot be tolerated. Time to spread this story far and wide and pressure local officials to explain themselves. https://t.co/pRW2ddK62j

[Colby Teller @cbtlive]

This fucking creeper guy.

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

Elon Musk just confirmed that a prominent right wing influencer on the platform was suspended for posting "child exploitation pictures"

also Musk confirmed that they just reinstated his account

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

#SolidaritySummer

[MRCAParks @MRCAParks]

Don't you wish you could find all of Malibu's "secret" public beaches? We do too!

But when we do install public signage, the City of Malibu removes it!

[Colby Teller @cbtlive]

I may not be the hugest @NASCAR fan, but seeing the Garage 56 entry howling down the Mulsanne Straight and passing GTA Am cars right and left warmed my starred and striped little heart #gobbless #Yeehaw #rubbinisracin

[Bozi Tatarevic @BoziTatarevic]

This might be the best @nascarg56 onboard edit that I’ve seen yet.

From: https://t.co/lA0qI3aZDj

[Colby Teller @cbtlive]

Apparently that old hategremlin Pat Robertson died. I would go piss on his grave, but I can't bear to stand in line. Good riddance - and Happy Pride Month!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wow

[Colby Teller @cbtlive]

This man is going to be a political force to be reckoned with, and the fool-ass bigots who tried to silence @Justinjpearson and his peers are only accelerating their own irrelevance. The kids are going to be okay.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Rep. @Justinjpearson: “You all heard that. How many of you would want to be spoken to that way?”

Pearson responds to Rep. Farmer’s belittling, disrespectful rant. #TennesseeThree

[Colby Teller @cbtlive]

This is a spectacular example of leading questions. I chuckled most of the way through. Well done @GerryConnolly 🤣👏

[Rep. Gerry Connolly @GerryConnolly]

If you listened to Republicans this morning, you'd think they slept through the Trump years.

Secretary Blinken was before @HouseForeign today. I took the chance to correct the record. Turns out the Trump Administration left quite a mess for him to clean up.

Take a look ⬇️

[Colby Teller @cbtlive]

Truer words never spoken. The McKinsey method is such a trash-ass way to do business; treat people like widgets and measure your way into paralysis without taking any responsibility for outcomes.

[Daniel Lefferts @daniel_lefferts]

Are they hiring themselves to do it?

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

I'm not sure you want to talk about "normal vs crazy" if you're giving this SOTU response.

[Colby Teller @cbtlive]

Dude got savagely bodied by a 19yo in nine words, now arrested for being an atrocious human being. Bad week to be a shitburger #smalldickenergy #AndrewSmallDickEnergyTate

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

if you watch one thing today make it this

[Colby Teller @cbtlive]

#truth

[F1 TROLL @f1trollofficial]

Cash is King

[Colby Teller @cbtlive]

This is absolutely a 🧵 worth reading to understand how deeply the Club Q attack (and Pulse before it) cuts. Read it, empathize with it, and HELP. h/t to the epic @SassyChelsea14 for the link

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

It's not just that gay bars are supposed to be a safe space.