hmmmm

[Al Camino™️🌊 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @lacho_ai_]

MAGA when they hear someone mentioning slight tax increase on trillionaires #smokefleet

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year

[naiive @naiivememe]

Trump closing a deal with Iran like :

[juanp 💙💛 @juanppgaitan]

Mi mamá celebrando un gol de la selección mexicana:

(se acuerda que existe el fútbol cada 4 años).

[appo 🇵🇸🔻 @PISSDRlNKER]

after ur dad dies is it normal to have recurring dreams where he comes back to life and is like "haha i faked my death everythings chill actually" and then u instantly wake up and hes still dead

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

World Cup travelers watching Joey Chestnut

[pablo @paulderokha]

at the park and thinking we need to talk more about how inconsiderate families with young children are to weed smokers

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

gm

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

[yelling into your ear at a loud bar] I said, “I wish harm upon you bro!”

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry liver but daddy can still remember her smile

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[aeri @im2sickly]

do you want to play substance abuse with me later after school

[. @playboicurrryy]

cashier: cash or card

me: card

cashier: ok