Chris Turner

Yeovil Town, Somerset and England. I have a big future behind me.

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@Jenny_1884 The schools had broken up by the time it started in late June.

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@Kristinartz Nora.

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@PraveenAtri4 @bagga_buntyy1 That's a different Tony Lewis, but good try

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@RhysBenjamin @WG_RumblePants Thanks, Yoda...

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@WG_RumblePants Ben Foakes, lol. That's like finding a VW Beetle parked in a car park reserved for Rolls-Royces.

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@otokyo The Day of the Jackal

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@StupidNeilAgain @1979motorhead It's a shame you didn't realise that she's been fighting cancer for years and some of her routines are related to that. Instead you satirise her for a cheap laugh.

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@otokyo He needs to get himself checked.

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@NoContextBrits Seizure

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@Perry_smitgil The money to pay for it all.

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@jimmaxcricket There are also two England Test matches against Pakistan in August. This is a Sad indictment of Jim Maxwell. You're past it, you old fart.

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@jimmaxcricket The ECB has assured the future of English cricket by raising half a billion pounds. The ACB will make a deficit this year. What a sad indictment of Australian cricket.

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@tealeaf_jenks55 @TJiMTS Not on £10 a year, no. But on everything over £12,570, yes.

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@TheMiddleStump He should have got an extended ban for crying at the press conference.

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@otokyo Transition Vamp

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@EmilySm43 ...met a lot of sluts...

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@chris_sutton73 Bighead Street.

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@RealTimVine I love the songs. Especially Let's Twist Again...

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@honeymoon250 I usually have a big dump...