Colin

[LB @naturalightlaur]

what is a beer drinker if not a warrior, a soldier of circumstance that has found solace in a beverage?

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

very fun how the two types of jobs you can get now are "get screamed at for an insulting amount of money" or "hear the Microsoft Teams call jingle in your dreams until you die"

[Colin @cburke141]

@Such_Ally @yacobg42 Yep Soleimani. My bad. It's so on the nose and they skirt so close to the US/NATO as bad guys but then back off

[pj @pjayevans]

It sucks you can’t google something happening in your life. What does my neighbor Derek do for work

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

doodlebob shot dead in miami

[bladee if he was mexican and could bench 315 @OfficialBrohoss]

apartment addicts be like "i gotta stop by my apartment later" or "i love my apartment"

[pink berry @thedarkprowler]

wife: you better not be hanging out with that vampire who pretends to be drake
me: what no i told you i don’t hang out with him anymore
drakeula: *voice muffled behind closet door* i need a vun dance

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

I love this video so much

[Samperson @SamNChiet]

i got DOOM running inside Notepad at 60fps

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

W-woah it’s me Justin Roiland! I’m doing that voice I do haha! Ohh look at me I’m doing the voice and the, th-the cadence as well again wow haha wow!

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Me and the boys made Guy Scouts and we are thriving I just got a badge for having too many HDMI cables and Dave got a badge for emotional honesty

[Alex Taliadoros @AlexCTaliadoros]

if you like your student debt, you can keep it

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

me: (makes fart noise with my mouth)

Don Draper (exhales cigarette smoke for 5 seconds): that wasn’t a real fart