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Just a girl trying to make it in this crazy world...

[Justin McElroy @j_mcelroy]

i think a lot of hockey's problems could be solved if the canucks scored five goals on calgary every period

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

Has Vladimir Putin considered how all of this is affecting my portfolio?

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@YesThisIsAshtyn Obvi

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Our future. @YesThisIsAshtyn #vegaslife #kackvegas

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@plumbellayt @TheSims thank you! ❣️

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@plumbellayt Love. I need to know where ya got your "100 baby challenge" pink shirt from "the sims online" video. Pls & thx. x

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@Hoop_Dreams more Kendrick please. ❤️❤️❤️

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

However, she mistook the "drowsy eye" alcohol warning for a "winking eye" alcohol suggestion.

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22 Women Who Have Somehow Led Fulfilling Lives Without Children #meirl https://t.co/vg6wmnS0LY

[Boring Sean Monahan @boringmonahan]

I asked coach Gulutzan if he was mad about losing so much lately and he said yes. I asked if he wanted to talk and he said no #BellLetsTalk

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I don't even live in TO but this guy is hilarious. https://t.co/ybbpNRUvx4

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Me: You're a politician, stop tweeting like this.

Inner me: You're too lit to politic.

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Wise words from a wise man. #RIPLeonard

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

This is exhausting. I think we need a rain delay.

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You played yourself America... #election2016 #americavotes

[VICE @VICE]

Basically. #electionnight

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And I'm a Canadian. #Elections2016 #electionstress https://t.co/KA8LxSiKxd

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

It's Election Day, fam! 🇺🇸 Click this link and find out where to vote: https://t.co/CBnNjW56wR

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Only @therealkurtvile gets me.

[Mel Brooks @MelBrooks]

Gene Wilder-One of the truly great talents of our time. He blessed every film we did with his magic & he blessed me with his friendship.

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"An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max. An office is a place where dreams come true."

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"I've got ghosts in my bedroom!" - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past #romcom? #horrorfilm? (who writes this shit?!)

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Quit playing games with my heart #BSB