🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮

Frequenter of coffee shops.

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

"A Shirley-Temple-and-live-theater kind of girl." @johngreen masterfully captures my essence in Let It Snow.

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

@catknit7 This is highly relatable content

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

idk sounds fake

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

So some of you out there realize you need to make a phone call and just…make the phone call? Right then? Without weeks of procrastination, self-torture and emotional prep work? Wild!

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

@MollyMessedUp Girl I wish

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

"maybe graduate school will fix everything," she mused.

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

Mental illness

[Lauren 🍉🎗️ @OkieRezKid]

What’s it called when you’re introverted but have taken on numerous leadership and outgoing roles your whole life? 😂

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

everything about this thread is just 🤌🏻

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

Falloppio found himself caught up in a row with fellow anatomist Realdo Colombo about who had discovered the clitoris (in fact, neither of them had), which raged for years after both men had died.

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

@sapphicsunlight Loving the tacit acceptance of the eventuality that you will lose it again

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

@sapphicsunlight Omg I’ll keep my eyes peeled for the ring

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

The Princess Diaries 3 movie will heal our broken nation.

[arne ness @arne__ness]

unironically he's making history as the first hoodie and shorts guy to be elected to the senate in US history. it's an extremely underrepresented group

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

@sapphicsunlight Can we have a Goodwill outing

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

🐸☕️

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

@jcourtsull A turn for the better, I see

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

@ch33sefries “She died, too.”

[Chelsea Parlett @ChelseaParlett]

If your girl is:

- pleasingly symmetrical
- normal-ish
- fat tailed 🍑

That’s not your girl, that’s a t-distribution with df = 2

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

@ch33sefries

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

I don’t want to brag but also I’m going to brag because I installed a new kitchen sink and faucet. Please contact me* for all of your plumbing needs

*do not contact me

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

🥴🥴🥴 the emotional labor women do in academia is not to be believed (except I totally do believe it)

[Morgan Kelly @MorganWKelly]

Motion to include 'hours spent counseling sad graduate students from other labs' as a field on every annual report. There's gotta be substantial gender and race disparities on that one.

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

If I don’t get a mini PhD after all this school nonsense….

[Kyle T. David 🍄 @KyleTheDavid]

My university sent me a pocket sized version of my doctoral degree, is this common? I guess just in case I get pulled over by a cop who needs credible information about the ecological and evolutionary consequences of whole genome duplication

[🧠🌽 Cara 👻🔮 @cceline3241]

@ryanorilio @WiredEducator Phew! I was worried! Yes, talk to your friendly local librarian about better classics!