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[cchiodo @cchiodo]

@rhymiz I really wanted this to be Jason Derulo

[cchiodo @cchiodo]

It’s one thing to have a 7 hour delay but to then have to wait another hour because your crew timed out is just beyond the pale @JetBlue

[Lemi Boyce @rhymiz]

Let’s see if I can leverage Twitter to find a new gig 🕺

#remotework #remotejobs #jobsearch #JobHunt #Careers

[emily freeman @editingemily]

I’m convinced there’s a direct correlation to how much your boss curses and how much they’ll fight for you.

[cchiodo @cchiodo]

@LayneAinsworth And somehow Quizno was better than them both.

[SREcon @SREcon]

SREcon23 Americas is next month! The program includes talks like *Adaptive Concurrency Control for Mixed Analytical Workloads* presented by @Dan_Kleiman of Klaviyo. View the program and register now: https://t.co/x9GzSNckzG #SREcon

[cchiodo @cchiodo]

@StabbyCutyou @IanColdwater What Jurassic park needed was a good digital transformation

[cchiodo @cchiodo]

To look at the ARG team, one would think a strong correlation exists between arm-sleeve tattoos and soccer ability

[cchiodo @cchiodo]

@rhymiz Is there anything higher than “very high”? I would turns that sucker up to 11

[cchiodo @cchiodo]

TIL: DMX did some Christmas songs, including Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer: https://t.co/5iMIw16h4I

[cchiodo @cchiodo]

Whoa…

[cchiodo @cchiodo]

@toomuchpete Just wait for the inevitable “productivity analytics” that come next!

[cchiodo @cchiodo]

@michellebrush @QConSF And literally the moment I post this, you very kindly flashed a reference list for your talk, so thank you!

"Measuring and Managing Performance in Organizations"

Thanks again for an awesome talk!

[cchiodo @cchiodo]

@michellebrush say you mentioned a book in your talk at @QConSF something about "Measuring organizations"? but I missed the title, could you post here? Much appreciated, and loved your talk!!!

[cchiodo @cchiodo]

@nicolefv And also align yourself more often with others that would die on the same hills...

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Every company is a mess internally, you just need to decide which people you enjoy working on the mess with

[cchiodo @cchiodo]

@petecheslock Too late…

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@SparkleClarkle @MileHighBoots And even after googling…I don’t get it. Some clown cheats on his wife. There must be some subtlety that makes the internet care so much

[cchiodo @cchiodo]

@MileHighBoots @SparkleClarkle Been resisting googling this since last night, now kinda feel like I have to…