deanna coup

tits out, slits out.

[Lij @lijitimate]

The tweet of the year.

“Your son’s favorite color is 5”.

Idk nothing beats that. Not even a Jet2 holiday 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[FK @kfortzx]

“You smell good” is a TOP TIER compliment fr

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

HEARTBREAKING: Donald Trump, aged 79 was found alive this morning. 💔💔

[🛸 @tufthug]

waking up to pee will ruin tf out some good sleep

[Ben 🐸 @BenRogerson_]

Barclays Customer Services:

[deanna coup @cdeannax]

@11hr11minv2 vcc

[deanna coup @cdeannax]

that's the worst app update my phone has ever done

[deanna coup @cdeannax]

don't get me excited like that

[chloe 🌵 @chloenoye]

Ordered some clothes off a girl on vinted and they’ve shown up in a peroni box 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me driving in between 2 trucks

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

tomorrow Monday again

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

that’s correct

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The reward for January ending should be summer, not bloody February.

[deanna coup @cdeannax]

sets sleep timer on Spotify... forgets to set alarms??

[You Me At Six @youmeatsix]

NINE YEARS OLD TODAY 🖤 Which song is your favourite?