Chelsea Freasier

[Chelsea Freasier @cdfreasier]

@Simonie115 It was invented by the Lizzie McGuire movie bro

[Chelsea Freasier @cdfreasier]

Office entertainment is asking anyone who opens a can of a carbonated beverage if they are drinking on the job

[Chelsea Freasier @cdfreasier]

@spilledcrackers Same!

[mae @_maecol]

Ur mid 20’s is basically u jus fighting for ur life every morning

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

What in the fresh hell 😭😭

[Lonty @Lontar_On_Here]

being a human rules. i can look up at a beautiful starry night sky and know just enough about what I'm seeing to experience panic

[trang anh @tranganhdong]

I love when I’m at the dentist or the nail salon and they’re like “relax for me please” to me, a person who has never been relaxed for a minute in my life

[Chelsea Freasier @cdfreasier]

The guy who did my nails today definitely used a dirty towel, but he didn’t cut me at all, so I guess you have to pick your battles

[Chelsea Freasier @cdfreasier]

You know, it really doesn’t feel like I am the master of my fate, nor the captain of my soul

[Chelsea Freasier @cdfreasier]

It amazes me how quickly listening to Taylor Swift changes my mood

[Chelsea Freasier @cdfreasier]

@spilledcrackers I am the most anxious at airports😭

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

the britney stuff has always been shady but being deemed too unfit to control your own medical decisions while simultaneously being deemed fit enough that you CAN be forced to work to make your conservators bucketloads of money is making me incandescent with rage

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Men will be like “you’re out of my league and I don’t deserve you & this is why I will not even attempt to do the bare minimum in our relationship”

[Chelsea Freasier @cdfreasier]

How did Drake Bell "violate his duty of care” of a 15 year old? Who put him in charge of this teenager? Is child endangerment Ohio speak for sexual assault? Someone please tell me.

[Chelsea Freasier @cdfreasier]

@spilledcrackers I just beat around the bush 😭

[Chelsea Freasier @cdfreasier]

Why can’t therapy be hours on end? It takes me the whole hour just to get going

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

still refuse to believe dalmatians are a real dog and not a lie invented by fire departments

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I don't shave my legs for men, I shave my legs so I can get into bed with fresh sheets on and go woosh woosh woosh until my heart's content.