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[Chris @cdiwilliams]

@RichofScarsdale @georgegalloway I'm sorry, exactly what crime has he committed or horris allowed?

[Johanna Saunders 🕷🐇 @JohannaSaunders]

The UK voted the Tories out of office with a vengeance after more than a decade of mismanagement, corruption and scandals, so naturally the UK then opts to vote them all back into power again, under a different name, alongside the architect of the UKs decline via Brexit.
FFS.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

@WhiteHouse If you have all the cards and you’re playing Uno, you’re losing you fucking moron.

[Chris @cdiwilliams]

@MagpieScarlet @AndyGoode10 @SquidgeRugby They're doing a bad job. Money you pay to watch the game goes to their salary. You have the right to complain and suggest that when they're not doing their job well, they shouldn't have that job anymore

[Graham Love @glove931]

“Supporting Scotland is such a rollercoaster”

The rollercoaster:

[Chris @cdiwilliams]

@thehonestnick Italy

[Rugby World @Rugbyworldmag]

Italy beat England for the first time in their history. Scotland put 50 on the best French team we've ever seen. Rhys Carré is the fastest man alive.

The Six Nations is absolutely class.

[Jared Wright @jaredwright17]

ITALY HAVE DONE IT! 🤯

FORZA! ITALY BEAT ENGLAND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER! 👏👏👏👏 #ITAvENG

[Saracens Rugby Club @Saracens]

A list of things Rhys Carre is now faster than:

Cheetah
Peregrine falcon
Formula 1 car
MotoGP bike
Lightning
Bullet train
Maglev train
Greyhound
Sailfish
Black marlin
Pronghorn antelope
Racehorse
Motorcycle
Fighter jet
Supersonic jet
Rocket
Space shuttle
Speedboat
Drag racing car
Hypercar
Ferrari
Bugatti
Koenigsegg
Tennis serve
Badminton smash
Baseball pitch
Ice hockey puck
100m sprinter
Downhill skier
Speed skater
Track cyclist
Luge sled
Skeleton sled
Bobsleigh
Fiber optic internet
5G connection
Supercomputer
NVMe SSD
GPU processor
Fast charger
Electric car acceleration
Roller coaster
Champagne cork popping
Whip crack
Domino chain falling
Avalanche
Tornado winds
Meteor
Solar flare
Gamma ray burst
Pulsar spin
Black hole jet
Comet near the sun
Express train
Sports bike
Electric scooter
Jet ski
Racing yacht
Drone
Falcon dive
Ostrich sprint
Lion sprint
Tiger sprint
Wolf chase
Fox dash
Hare running
Rabbit sprint
Greyhound racing dog
Horse gallop
Motorboat
Speed skater start
Sprinter reaction
Ping pong smash
Cricket fast bowler
American football pass
Basketball fast break
Skateboard downhill
Mountain bike downhill
Ski jump
Snowmobile
Zipline rider
High-speed elevator
Camera shutter
Computer processor
Stock market algorithm
Instant message
Email sending
Microwave heating
Popcorn popping
Firework launch
Rocket booster
Jet engine
Turbocharger spool
Nitro dragster
Police pursuit car
Ambulance response
Delivery drone
Bullet train departure
Race car pit stop
Sports car launch control
Electric scooter acceleration
Hovercraft
Hydrofoil boat
Skimming stone
Speedboat wake
Storm gust
River rapids
Surfing wave
Kite surfer
Paraglider dive
Skydiver freefall
Jetpack flight
Arrow shot from a bow
Slingshot projectile
Spinning top
Bicycle sprint
Relay baton pass
Swimming sprint
Dolphin swim
Shark burst swim
Tuna swimming
Swordfish burst
Jet plane takeoff
Helicopter rotor spin
Propeller plane dive
Space probe slingshot
Satellite orbit
Meteor streak
Lightning strike
Thunder shockwave
Cliff diver
Parkour runner
Freerunner jump
Sprinter out of blocks
Cyclist downhill
Roller skater sprint
Inline speed skater
Henry Pollock mate.

[Jonny Εξηνταρις @jonny_ex9]

@Saracens

[Chris @cdiwilliams]

@DarcThib Not good sure, but still not a yellow!

[Chris @cdiwilliams]

That's an absolutely ridiculous yellow, he was just making a tackle, that's not cynical, no attempt to touch the ball at alll. So harsh on Italy as always #FravIta

[Chris @cdiwilliams]

@DarcThib I agree he would have not been caught, but it wasn't a deliberate knock on, it was a knock on as part of a tackle, you can tell by the trajectory of his arm and his eyes that he wasn't trying for the ball! Offside, sure, but that's a penalty and not a yellow!!

[Chris @cdiwilliams]

@jones_mog @barbedquill According to the laws from the last century yes, but nowadays we care about player welfare

[Il Tricolore 🇮🇹 @rugbyitalia96]

Can’t wait to play England next week.

2026 is the year.

Imagine.

Borthwick’s men will not be looking forward to that trip to Rome…

[Chris @cdiwilliams]

I've not been part of the Townsend Out party, but surely big questions have to be asked now... that's ridiculous #ITAvSCO

[Chris @cdiwilliams]

@RamblingTwitch My links not working, how much are tickets?

[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

The Killers workshopping lyrics #TheTraitors

[Chris @cdiwilliams]

@roxyskinflint @RKELLAS @OfficialRandL Music changes, reading has always been a festival for the youth, the youth have different tastes now