Cynthia Dueltgen

She/her. Formerly Heroku/Salesforce, Hackbright. Nerd. Red Cross Disaster Services volunteer, dog mom, layabout.

[Cynthia Dueltgen @cdueltgen]

@vxunderground @Prathmesh CySa+

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@vxunderground @Prathmesh CySa please

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@vxunderground @uwu_underground My book list is massive. So many interesting security books out there.

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@vxunderground @cyberwarfarelab My weapon of choice is my existential crisis duck. Its power is in reminding me things could always get worse.

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@SlippinMickeys https://t.co/5udHYUkgfl (I follow you on a locked account, so had to pop over here to reply. Big fan. Shy person.)

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Never did anything like this one before! A dozen tabs opened, at least as many google searches, two laptops, 5 new programs installed, GLOOOOOORY!!
I completed the Game Cartridges: Vol 2 challenge! Don't miss out on SANS #HolidayHack x @SANSInstitute https://t.co/Lc6xdkl3oq

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The audio “puzzle” also frightens the dog, as has my level of ire directed at my laptop because of it.

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I have just spent the last hour trying to prove to @PlayStation that I am a person in order to make sure the a-hole who stole my PS5 doesn’t have the ability to use my PSN account. Their visual “puzzle” is IMPOSSIBLE and the audio one doesn’t log me in once complete. 🖕

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@NU_Sports the fact that https://t.co/48iML8uR0k has been hopelessly broken for more than a week is 100% on-brand.

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@Golden1Center were the roaming spotlights during play stoppages unique to the NCAAs, or do you do that during all events? Getting my eyeballs nuked every 5-10 seconds isn’t really my idea of a good time. Video doesn’t do justice to how awful a fan experience this was.

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@cbhhughes21 killing. me.

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If you’re anywhere near Raleigh, NC over the holidays, go check out the Sonic Runway! https://t.co/XgsOyAkhFK

[BYCTOM @BYCTOM]

announcers describe the defensive strategy of getting stops by being mocked so savagely that it is against the rules as "extremely northwestern"

[BYCTOM @BYCTOM]

the entire point of northwestern football is to annoy people and make them miserable, the wildcats have already won

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

I know how this ends: The score holds and the power goes out at Ryan Field and we think it’s because of the weather but it’s actually because a Northwestern player needs to make the callbacks for the spring musical

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@mjg5772 My condolences that you still own a laser printer. Or at least a bunch of toner.

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Yes, I know it's the training staff and analytics geeks that are behind this, not the athletes themselves, but that doesn't make it any less hilarious.

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I wanna meet the woman behind convincing every elite male athlete that they had to wear a sports bra *for science* and buy her a drink or twelve.

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@orenjacob Goddammit. Fuck cancer.