Crystal

You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do.

[Crystal @cearbon]

@gruevy Homestar Runner

[Crystal @cearbon]

@gruevy Not cool

[Crystal @cearbon]

Do I ….. like watching soccer?

[Crystal @cearbon]

@gruevy Very successful meaning the very best one.

[Crystal @cearbon]

@kelseng I feel like they averaged the man’s sleep loss with the woman’s sleep loss and then halved it to get “each” so it’s more like mom loses 1600 hrs.

[Crystal @cearbon]

@kelseng It was when I started making my own money.

[Crystal @cearbon]

Alright I cancelled the flight and booked with @Delta instead. Only downside is the extra $100 I would have to pay to sit by my minor daughter. Extortion left and right, I tell ya.

[Crystal @cearbon]

Is it illegal for @FlyFrontier to sell flights they never plan to fly. Every time I book a good flight with them, they change it to the most horrible, outrageous flight before I leave.

[Crystal @cearbon]

My nonstop late afternoon flight is now a 13 hr, overnight flight with a 7 hour layover. 8 PM to 7 AM. @FlyFrontier is a joke. This happens every time book with them. Why haven’t I learned my lesson.

[Ryan English @gruevy]

I believe there are a lot of people whose life circumstances never permit them to fully develop their natural talents, leaving them to just get by doing something else. For example I would make an absolutely fabulous billionaire

[Clint Teeples @TeeplesCY]

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[Crystal @cearbon]

I love it when old people tell me that these are the best years of my life. Cuz hell yeah. Everyone needs the reminder once in a while.

[Crystal @cearbon]

@kelseng I didn’t word that right. More like, some don’t make the kind of money you’d expect for the amount of schooling. But even then, most make better money than most white collar workers.

[Crystal @cearbon]

Just realized that doctors are blue collar workers.

[Crystal @cearbon]

@kelseng @gruevy Same

[Crystal @cearbon]

@gruevy I need this for all the non fiction I want to read

[Crystal @cearbon]

@gruevy Have one you’d recommend?

[Crystal @cearbon]

Finally cancelled my four @Xfinity mobile lines after years of billing and customer service issues. Now to shop for local fiber internet and get rid of them completely.

[Crystal @cearbon]

@kelseng How have I not realized this