alex cebulske

Tamu ‘20.

[cabby @cabby]

Yeah dude yell and scream at me thats going to make your kid get up faster after getting hit by my car

[shawniis @thislifeinhell]

niggas dead voted for ts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and were open abt it like bro just kys

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

You can tell Stephen Miller thinks he deserves to live

[Worst Contrarian - BACK OFFICE @ LARP CAPITAL @larpcapitalwc]

Goals for 2026:

- switch up on my oldest friends
- forget where I came from
- spend less time with my family
- let the money change me

[We’re In Hell @WereInHellYT]

Starting to realize that when girls on Hinge ask what books you’ve been reading that’s absolutely not an invitation to talk about Timothy McVeigh’s connections to MKULTRA

[will @wills_account]

this is the year of NO self reflection. whatever bad habits you have - double down on them. 2026

[fawn @fawnncel]

spotify wrapped be like yeah here’s the song you almost killed yourself to in february

[ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏 *:･ﾟ✧ @exnihaolo]

27 lowkey the new 23

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

Saying “we are so back” when I’m at my lowest point in life

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

#SellChuckSchumerIntoWhiteSlavery

[EB (Derogatory, Respectfully) @EllliotttB]

If OpenAI blows up and investors are saved by the government I would vote for Fidel Castro

[Fenty's mom @queen_ofthehi11]

HIJAB ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY NOW!!!!

[𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @BriAnimator_]

“The consumer does not care if what they’re looking at is 𝗔𝗜”

[Mike @hammerito]

good luck with the rapture guys, I'm Catholic and I WILL be looting Protestants' homes tonight

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Not me I’m still breathing

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

vaxxed?

[BON @Gresham2x]

Nigga got walked down by Larry David