Chris Burns

[Lydia Popovich @hatertuesday]

TUESDAY DEC 8 @oaklandlayover @LadiesLayover 8pm FREE!! @yayneabeba @EmilyVanDyke765 @Stefsilverman @lizgrantcomic https://t.co/UaCt4WH935

[Moshe Kasher @moshekasher]

It's cool to see artists hashtagging huge corporations during their journey of Austin exploration. #integrity #SXSW #nabisco

[Chris Burns @ceburnscomedy]

@marcellacomedy umm I'll keep that in mind when I get dick-thirsty #fatwhitegirlexcellence

[Chris Burns @ceburnscomedy]

@marcellacomedy why can't we all just get along?

[Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller]

Taking The Slap up a notch https://t.co/SU9kxCp6e3

[Chris Burns @ceburnscomedy]

never turn your back on a crackhead #Tenderloinreelness

[Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller]

I leave my curtains open and everyone can see how much I'm eating and NO ONE IS STOPPING ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

[Chris Burns @ceburnscomedy]

Poverty is a full time job #socialworklofe

[Chris Burns @ceburnscomedy]

Considering the lilies of the field...

[Chris Burns @ceburnscomedy]

Wondering if @mremilyheller is eating an NYC bagel right now:-)

[Chris Burns @ceburnscomedy]

Go to @cburnscomedy for the real shit