happymongrel

DNA organically sourced from Continental Europe, born London, but have been living in Scotland for, oh, a good long time

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@RupertLowe10 It would have been handy to know exactly what Vance’s cut off for his ‘migration’ statement was; 2020 Boriswave, 1960s Sikhs, 1950s Windrush or maybe he meant 1060s French / Normans, 700s Vikings or perhaps 40s Romans ? Answers on a postcard please

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@krassenstein You know, i always thought he had it in him to be a literary-ry-ry genius à la James Joyce i.e stream of consciousness exploding into the written page. The most exciting literary voice since Bobo the 3 year old chimp got his hands on some crayons before eating them

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@LauraLoomer @megforflorida 3 letter airport code should be WTF or FFS to better encompass this event

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@JohnCleese for goodness sake, don’t mention the culture war

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@b4cktoreality i’ve watched them countless times over the last few days, and then it came to me…..this is the house band that Adventure Time should have had

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@RoyRogers_HTMS They’re a French speaking duo, they wear masks, and they make great music - erm, you thinking what i’m thinking ? No, that’d be too Daft…

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@RestrictedDaily Absolutely bloody awful - also, why co-opt an art form (rap) that clearly most of the audience detest ? Definition of ‘not reading the room’

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@NickAdamsinUSA Yeah, same - while i was visiting Moonbase Alpha yesterday, i too heard women astronauts gushing praise at the global - no, actually, universal - phenomena that is the movie Melania. Not just a movie, they said, but more akin to a religious experience

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@MichaelAArouet Different dialects between north and south, different foods, culture / attitude is different (Northerners think Southerners are uncouth peasantry, Southerners think Northerners are up their own arses). Not quite as unified as all that

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@DronePro @MELANIATRUMP The sequel to ‘Triangle of Sadness’ perhaps 🤔

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@Kabugo_ D.Fense

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@RupertLowe10 Fuck’s sake - you absolute toad 🐸

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@WhiteHouse Hey, White House, you need a better PR / Marketing team than the shit-for-brains one who put penguins in Greenland

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@rustyrockets Didn’t realise you were a Manchester City full back from a 1975 Figurine Pannini sticker album

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@themodernage85 @PYeerk good point re lines being subjective - as is your line about my line about wanking lyrics being a great line …. ad infinitum

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@HifiSean 😆…but Mirror Man was pretty good, no ?

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@gavins_j33089 @MatthewStadlen same to you fella

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@gavins_j33089 @MatthewStadlen twat

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@MatthewStadlen Cool, a national treasure IMHO - i just watched the big man playing POTUS on that scary nuclear war movie (recommended). Extremely believable portrayal

But well done to the big man 👏🏻