Chris Voss

Data wrangler by trade. Autism spectrum advocate. Rec runner. Cat guy. Music nerd. Beer/bourbon/nut butter. Born 215, lives 919. He/him.

[Chris Voss @ceedubvee]

The battle between data warehouses. Redshift vs. Snowflake vs. BigQuery vs. Databricks, with humor. Now it’s left open for someone from #FabricCommunity to write the Fabric (or maybe retro Synapse entry) comes into play. https://t.co/HDAIXVMYrJ

[Chris Voss @ceedubvee]

@SqlWorldWide You sure will. Haven’t decided how far I’ll run yet, but I’ll be there.

[Chris Voss @ceedubvee]

I came back to this platform for a moment to note one thing: #PassDataSummit is happening, and I'm ready for Tuesday morning and seeing old faces. Had stepped away for the last year, but then was encouraged to come back.

[Chris Voss @ceedubvee]

Aight, Seattle. I’m here. Let #PASSDataSummit co…ntinue, with me joining the fray.

[Chris Voss @ceedubvee]

There's some good PostgreSQL, Fabric, and Databricks (my new pet) content this year which has me hyped. Also proud to present after being convinced to follow up, complete with a Community Zone Q&A. My community excitement has returned. https://t.co/NftrS4dwGC

[Colin Campbell @RaleighReporter]

When people complain "the media isn't covering this," they usually mean national cable TV news are focused on some other story.

So turn it off, seek out the (often local) outlets that are covering it...and amplify their work by sharing it

[Chris Voss @ceedubvee]

So yesterday, I got out of my malaise and back on the #tsql2sday tip, talking with my past self: https://t.co/HkU2XXYXGF

[Chris Voss @ceedubvee]

I came here just to rag on @AmericanAir for not having it together when it comes to plane maintenance. It’s like they want me to not look forward to tomorrow.

[Chris Voss @ceedubvee]

I’ve caught bits and pieces of the Olympic Trials, and that women’s 5000m final with Cranny & St. Pierre kicking it to the end was seriously hype.

Also, did anyone else catch the @SirWalterRun crew in the front row during the post-race interview? Keep me honest on my vision.

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

There is a small subset of Very Online people who contaminate the most joyful things in life by shoehorning everything through the lens of irrelevant culture war battles and it is both fascinating & sad

[Chris Voss @ceedubvee]

@BuckWoodyMSFT Be3f$tO0, right?

[Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* @EsotericCD]

Saw this picture, immediately thought someone had spiked my drink with bad acid.

[Chris Voss @ceedubvee]

This may sound odd to some, but I have rarely been happier to get rejected for something.

[Chris Voss @ceedubvee]

Considering all of Databricks’ other recent moves, @redgate getting in on this has me excited.

[way0utwest 🎙️ (He/Him/His) @way0utwest]

Ohhh, #Flyway supports #DataBricks now...

[Chris Voss @ceedubvee]

@sqlmal @kekline I thought you were going to say Snowflake for a moment. To be fair, Snowflake has its very good points as a cloud db. Have not worked with Redshift, though, so am curious about the contrast.

[Chris Voss @ceedubvee]

@dgmelkin Either 1) someone who didn’t trust dbt Assist, or 2) someone wanting to build the perfect model…and its dependencies.

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

Never ask an introvert to share a fun fact about themselves, it’s very offensive in their culture

[Chris Voss @ceedubvee]

@fugularity I found an album with one mediocre-to-bad song, and they put that song at the very end to force me to listen.

[Kimberly Ross @SouthernKeeks]

Surely we can recognize the absurdity that is Queers for Palestine, Fatties for Palestine et al without being all “Oh, gee. Too bad Hamas wouldn’t even rape them.”

Maintaining that all humans have worth even if we disagree with them is what sets us apart from the monsters.

[Chris Voss @ceedubvee]

A sample.

[Chris Voss @ceedubvee]

The battle between data warehouses. Redshift vs. Snowflake vs. BigQuery vs. Databricks, with humor. Now it’s left open for someone from #FabricCommunity to write the Fabric (or maybe retro Synapse entry) comes into play. https://t.co/HDAIXVMYrJ