Fred Roundbush, Jr

[Fred Roundbush, Jr @ceilingbackpack]

@MeetTheWTFs My humble beginnings are in this book! I should tell the guards around here...maybe they’ll show me some gat dang respeck!!!

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

Didn’t tweet yesterday when Filling Holes came out to see if you cared. Judging by book sales, you care as much as that weird callous on your heel. Actually, you like the callous more since you pick it, giving it attention. 😭 I’m jealous of your callous! https://t.co/sxcvxEJyp4

[Fred Roundbush, Jr @ceilingbackpack]

@twizzlernips Nah bruh...she’s a Fleshlight. She HAS to be. She’s kept me satisfied a loooong time.

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

Check out our trailer that we made for Meet the WTFs! Yes, it is absolutely ironic that we made a video to sell a book. So that means you HAVE to check it out now. Don't forget to #squeezethebigends

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

Check it out! We’re in this podcast! Don’t worry...we won’t get all snobby and shit when we get famous. We still have books to write, aliens to save, and holes to fill. #squeezethebigends https://t.co/wMd3V5Qbv7

[Fred Roundbush, Jr @ceilingbackpack]

@MeetTheWTFs He should not only go raccoon, but he should go full HEAD!!

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

@NASA @sloanetalest @NASAScienceCast @Space_Station Don’t forget the KY&T and the mopeds! #squeezethebigends

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

It’s #WorldRatDay so let’s give a shout out to Mouse from Fire & Furry who died after being crushed by a big Russian Bear with a tiny head. Yes I know a mouse isn’t the same as a rat. But there’s no rat in the book so fuck off! https://t.co/Eh5ZZzUlYy

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

It’s #NationalHugANewsPersonDay so everyone make sure you check out @GingerMMS ! Just don’t go in for the hug immediately. There’s no telling how many Appletinis she’s had! #squeezethebigends

[Fred Roundbush, Jr @ceilingbackpack]

@saveMaxie @MeetTheWTFs @banksinator69 Awesome...retarded...same thing

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

Check it out, WTF’ers! The next book in the WTF Universe is out today...and that’s not even a shitty April Fools’ Joke! Get it here and leave us a review about how ridiculous it is! https://t.co/4ydPfI8E6F

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

Let’s see... #ThingsPeopleTakeTooSeriously are books. That’s why we wrote ridiculous books that take you on a fun ride. It’s not Pulitzer material...or is it? Check us out at https://t.co/o0SOsw2Bd0 ... we have a two whole books published now!! That���s one more than one!

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

Imagine my embarrassment when I thought today was a transportation day of visibility. I was wondering why people didn’t care about me bragging on my bicycle, SUV, car, and skateboard.

[Fred Roundbush, Jr @ceilingbackpack]

@saveMaxie @MeetTheWTFs Yeah, well you are a caring and beautiful woman that doesn’t have weird chick issues. #AprilFoolsDay

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

I love you all! You are all very near and dear to my heart. I care so much what all of you think. I couldn’t be here without you. #AprilFoolsDay #squeezethebigends

[Fred Roundbush, Jr @ceilingbackpack]

@MeetTheWTFs I sold some space age polymer material blend or some shit to some weird overprotective mother in that book. I found it in the storeroom next to the die cast NASAL shuttles. I think it was just packing material, but I made fitty bucks!

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

Well sonofabitch, WTF’rs...we have been working hard on a short book from the WTF Universe called “Fire and Furry.” Yes, that’s Furry and not Fury. Available for preorder now, it’ll be out April 1st! How fitting! https://t.co/wlPYyoDGJC

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

@steak_umm I haven’t watched since Glenn’s face turned into burger. Maybe if Negan had flattened him into a delicious steak umm, it would’ve given me the motivation & desire to keep watching. Imagine...a zombie-killing steakumm with a heart of gold. I smell spinoff!! #squeezethebigends

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

Hey, @TerminalLance , do you have any advice for some fucked-up vet authors who are trying to sell an equally fucked-up book? White Donkey kicked ass, BTW.

[Fred Roundbush, Jr @ceilingbackpack]

@MeetTheWTFs @DV_DVRadio This book is like a dead hooker. It’s a gift that keeps on giving!