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Heiroglyphs: prior art on emoticons

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@ParentPay hello. I have both of my children set up to pay their lunch via auto top up. For the last month it has been failing. Please fix this.

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@GeniePointEV hi, I used one of your charging points and I can see two charges to my card for £35 and £30.98. I charged approximately 30kwh, is this the expected price?

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@anon_opin They are cheap. I still don't use them because they are horrifyingly unreliable.

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@SP1nightonly What a brilliant idea! I'd like them, for no other reason than the main thing I've enjoyed about all those series was their sublime script writing

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@anon_opin Simultaneously?

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@agentselfNSA I mean, this is partially true. Given the volume of sales to America, some international suppliers might be willing to take a hit to their bottom line. They may absorb a portion of the tariff.

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@SkylerforNY This is gonna be hilarious if America does this at the same time as applying huge tariffs to imported food.

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@BRICSinfo Hahahaha, it's amazing how many people think ping is cowed by trump. He's not asking for peace, he's politely saying he's going to invade Taiwan and you had better not start any shit.

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@jonburkeUK That smells like gone off milk

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@SoozyStone @RussInCheshire

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@PaulbernalUK You do realise that if he's considered mentally unfit then JD Vance becomes president.... Is that better?

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It's the economy, stupid.

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@Cowpat_No_9 @anthfin I still think Brexit takes it, as it was such an explicit act of self harm.

Trump will likely cause foreign wars, but America _might_ prosper 🤷

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@_joebelcher Did £40,000,000,000 in tax not convince you of any socialist tendencies on their part?

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@1arm0cares Someone tried to schedule a call with me at 6:30am, at 2:09am

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@Dcednz @agraybee There absolutely is.

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@JayneMoobs Took me over a month to get a refund for a four hour delay. Over a month.

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@DanMedvedev6 @ThomasTalhelm How fascinating to see the huge disparity between Japan and china. I ignorantly assumed they would be quite similar based on their work ethics.

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@Factsofw0rld What about if you eat it from the centre outward?