Celestial Normie 🌙

Your uncle | Philosophizer🧞‍♂️

[Celestial Normie 🌙 @celestialnormie]

@GigaBasedDad Easy work

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@DukeHerndon IG story ads work a charm when traveling

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@aruvinchan As a white guy in Asia I avoid girls who only date white guys like the plague they are

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@fwmarqix @FWPlayboy

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@DrewVento Good for you. It’s akin to fishing in pond scum anyway

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@the_ceo99 It’s usually lust and scarcity though as opposed to love

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@GiaMMacool My friend brought out the inner man in a girl once

Was the last time he ever vaycay’d in Pattaya

[Celestial Normie 🌙 @celestialnormie]

@aruvinchan I run macros on my phone for dating apps so I don’t have to type out the exact same shit I do with every match

It’s about 4-5 messages tops (3 fluff, 2 pushing to meet). Any friction and they’re deleted.

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@RealPostFolder Poetic justice

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@MasculinePeak Brutal

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@fiercepatricks You mean ‘nature’ ?

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@ywomendeservles “I own stocks!”

😂😂

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@alpharivelino Left leaning, you could say 🥁

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@proustossV2 If your only funnel is dating apps, this is the reality

If it isn’t, it’s not

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@deadendcyber The voices of the older women were merely the voices of bitterness

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@YBCTooCold You also have preselection though

A man in a bar hanging with 3 women is going to look more attractive than a guy in a bar hanging with 3 bros

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@Michaeldudufudu Shooters shoot

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@LostSpiirits If you’re messages outweigh hers, you’re doing it wrong

Never triple text like that as a start

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@NEETzscheIDDQD Get off Tinder into day game and mixed hobbies and the numbers change

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@colenoxrage She’s been reading ‘Never split the difference’ 😂