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@Nettythe1st Your cousin isn't called Dave by any chance? (If so he lives next to my mum who's in the same situation - I think her partner was in the canoe with him).

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@melwil I also recently did a "here's the last 4 months worth" catch up and have vowed to keep up to date for the rest of the year!

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@melwil Listened to a "is it fair to punish the whole class" episode of the Short and Curlies podcast today - C might enjoy it!

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@melwil A kid in my daughter's prep class is a teacher biter/chair thrower/etc etc. Her teacher deserves a medal, all my communications with her have become overly effusive. Thank you for all your WONDERFUL work etc.

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@fran_cescaJ oh I loved that book! Nice find!

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After a peaceful pause in posting, the woman who cleans horse penises for a living is back advertising in the local Facebook group.

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Ask me what the minimum price is and then offer me half? Blocked. Send me a question mark if I don't respond to them within 5 minutes? Blocked. Am I ever going to sell this car? Increasingly unlikely.

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I've now reached the stage of "trying to sell an unregistered car on Facebook" where I'm blocking anyone who slightly annoys me.

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@melwil oh dear god, you poor thing. I hope he improves soon.

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@melwil uuugh pointless busywork is the worst

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@melwil I do hope this gets sorted quickly and works out well for the year

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@cristyclark TAS as well

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@fran_cescaJ I've never encountered that with a seal before, I reckon you should let them know.

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Good morning everyone. We are looking for about an 8 tonne excavator to help unbog a 4 tonne truck and a 4wd on our property.
[What do you ask for if the 8 tonne excavator also gets bogged?]
Lost dog
Lost dog
I am looking for a good dog chiropractor, thanks in advance

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A selection of posts in our local Facebook group over the past few months:

Lost dog
Found dog
Lost dog
Hey guys - in urgent need of someone to shave our cat
Lost dog
Lost pony
Can anyone recommend an equine chiropractor? Thanks in advance.

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Can anyone hear those idiots setting off fireworks
Lost dog
Found cockatoo
Looking for someone to dig a hole to bury a pet sheep
We need to have a portable toilet sucked, can you recommend anyone?
Does anyone have any time to do two baskets of ironing for me asap

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@bluemilk My daughter loves Poo Bum by Stephanie Blake (because it has a lot of repetition of the phrase "poo bum" mostly) - https://t.co/FaGiYVtWbL

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@ElizaJaneAgain My parents let me add "Rose" into my name when I was 3 - which now that I am a parent I think was a really weird thing to do, but I rather like my name so I'm pleased they agreed to it!

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@kirsty_l oh what sad news, I'm very sorry to hear that