Celia Lyon

[Celia Lyon @celialyon]

@fifiglover @katriona_lee Did you have ‘Anne Boleyn lookey-likey’ in there??

[Celia Lyon @celialyon]

@fifiglover @henryfabird @janegarvey1 I can HEAR the crunch 🤣

[Celia Lyon @celialyon]

@AdrienneRushton Interesting

[inspiresport Boys ISHC 🏑 @BoysISHC]

Match 1: U13 Semi-Final 1

@tauntonsports vs. @SandbachHockey

Vote for your Winner:

[Celia Lyon @celialyon]

Good luck boys, well done for getting so far.

[SandbachSchoolHockey @SandbachHockey]

Under 16 National Finals squad ready to travel down to @LeeValleyHTC. Thank you @surridgesport and KR Analytics for your support. #UpTheBach #Nationals #WolfPack 🏑 🐺

[Celia Lyon @celialyon]

@ahickman1234 @bordersrule1 @WendyCuttle Excellent grammatical usage

[Celia Lyon @celialyon]

Absolutely love these words, how can we drop them in conversation @bordersrule1 @ahickman1234 ??

[whymummydrinks @whymummydrinks]

I very much adore this and also ‘completely chunterfucked’ and ‘all a-twunted’ may now be my two new favourite phrases, and I am hopeful of opportunities to drop them into conversation today.

[Celia Lyon @celialyon]

@jessjaneadie Well done Jess

[Celia Lyon @celialyon]

@abigailmarmont @ahickman1234 @bordersrule1 @WendyCuttle @collettsrachand

[Guardian sport @guardian_sport]

South Korea hockey captain produces incredible flick and lob to win penalty shootout against India.

[Celia Lyon @celialyon]

@bordersrule1 🤣🤣

[whymummydrinks @whymummydrinks]

I really need a wee but both dogs are asleep on my feet so obviously I can’t move because I’m not a monster, but equally I don’t really want to wee on the sofa and I’m wondering which thing would make me the worse person?

[Celia Lyon @celialyon]

@whymummydrinks Congratulations - looking forward to hearing all about it when I come to see you in Stafford 😉

[Celia Lyon @celialyon]

@SueGuildford Looks like a lovely project, well done 👍

[Celia Lyon @celialyon]

@SandbachHigh Brilliant Tilly 🏏

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“They’ve... just stepped away from their desk for a minute, can I take a message?”

Translation: They’re staring straight at me

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Today's twitter poll: How metric are you? Are you always meters, litres, kmph and kilograms - a mixed bag like height in feet, weight in stone, speed in mph but things are 100m away? Or are you still imperiously imperial in everything?

Which is CLOSEST to your situation?

[Celia Lyon @celialyon]

Fabulous result for East Grinstead 🏑🏑

[England Hockey @EnglandHockey]

Here they are, your men's & women's 2019 #JaffaSuper6s champions 🏆

Huge congratulations @eghockeyclub 👏👏👏

[Celia Lyon @celialyon]

@richardosman Mine is 18 so guess I don’t win??

[Celia Lyon @celialyon]

@SandbachHockey @SandbachSchool Fantastic boys, you’ve done Sandbach proud 😊

[Celia Lyon @celialyon]

@SandbachHockey @SandbachSport @HockeyMillfield Fantastic, go @GCut14 🏑🏑