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[I am Chege @_James041]

Every legal practitioner, every Forester, every active citizen, every Kenyan,

Must come out and speak for Esther Wairimu Keige.

Esther Wairimu was a 54 year old senior Legal Officer , Kenya Forest Service, stationed at Karura Forest

Esther was abducted three weeks ago and she has been found dead.

We cannot normalize abductions and murder in this country.

Enough is Enough!

If this post appears on your TL, reply with the hashtag #JusticeForEstherWairimu #EndAbductionsKe

[Majuu Alone 🇰🇪 @jaokojohnmark]

What a Driver.

[Cellestial Tech @cellestialtech]

@AokoOtieno_ At least sasa umama wako itakua ya ukweli.

Congrats. You in particular have advanced the species singularly.

Know that.

[Cellestial Tech @cellestialtech]

@DCI_Kenya @NPSC_KE @InteriorKE @kipmurkomen @WilliamsRuto

Surely...

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

,@DCI_Kenya mnajua nawachukia lakini wacha nikue snitch. Ndo huyu customer mmoja.

I know a lot of innocent people are not safe with such weapon around.

Mniupdate mkimpata na tafadhali msimwue. Just arrest him and prosecute him accordingly.

Ndo hii IG yake⬇️

https://t.co/rqT74f4Wx8

[Cellestial Tech @cellestialtech]

@marto254_ Grow up double-O-seven

[Cellestial Tech @cellestialtech]

@ColloHQ @AnuarSaddat Average did you say?

My, my - standards must be rock bottom.

[Cellestial Tech @cellestialtech]

There's still those in hard copy?

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

As a staff at Statehouse,heri wakushike na Playboy magazine badala ya The Standard Newspaper..

[Cellestial Tech @cellestialtech]

@Treestands1 @NaialCasanovas @planesanity As is effing up.

[Cellestial Tech @cellestialtech]

@NaialCasanovas @planesanity More like the entire plane.

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

A section of Kenyan MPs who voted yes in the finance bill have been spotted arriving at JKIA after a week paid tour in South Africa.

[Segera The Don @segera_clinton]

IPO SIKU

Just retweet

[Cellestial Tech @cellestialtech]

@Kapyoseiin If you call a C200 a beast...where does that leave the AMG S63?

[Cellestial Tech @cellestialtech]

@chuts_25 Ukipata mia 3 wee ni mkuu 🤭

[Cellestial Tech @cellestialtech]

@neshgeorgee @baroswahjr You road test the car yourself with the mech in the front passenger seat.

That, or nothing.

[I am Chege @_James041]

@NdindiNyoro You were employed by the people of Kiharu to travel for personal engagements or to represent them in matters of National Importance? Hii story ya jaba ambia wajukuu wako sisi ni watu wazima.

[Isaac K🇰🇪🇳🇿 @IKwemoi]

Boss, wacha hubris na arrogance. That level of pride is not permitted out here.

Biometrics is the bare minimum requirement. If you are too busy running your empire to show up for a standard security check, why should a whole country bend its laws for you? Your stamps and your 200 employees don't exempt you from the rules. These countries reserve the absolute right to admit or reject whoever they want.

[Cellestial Tech @cellestialtech]

@MiwagaOkech6 @akibaru Nuff said.

Egos the size of small island nations are the sole issue here.

[Cellestial Tech @cellestialtech]

@akibaru The which being said, you actually expected to get a Visa to Canada without submitting for biometrics?

Whatever you may think you are is a non-issue to a country (!) where rules & laws are observed far more than what you're clearly used to.

With an ego that size, introspect.

[Cellestial Tech @cellestialtech]

@ClintonObonyo Why are you calling violent criminals that?

[Cellestial Tech @cellestialtech]

@4Real_KE Kakadu will be expressly from Australia & nowhere else. It will also be as fully loaded with factory fitted off-road bells & whistles as could be.

Absolutely no crappy aftermarket skirtings, wndbanks, fake rear diffusers & additional fake pipe tips.