chels🥒

she/her 🇮🇪

[Shibby @ShibbyAA]

LMAO she’s listening to this with tears in her eyes right now

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i lowkey understand how normies get driven to the right wing …. this would be enough to radicalize me if i was stupid tbh

[Iae¹⁰⁶ @l44starz]

il me faut absolument un crush pcq c’est plus possible de me coucher le soir en pensant à la chute du gouvernement

[j.m. kettle @jmkettle]

If you’re 24-27, you’re at the peak. Slay and take no prisoners. Please don’t focus on career and long term partnerships. Focus on what truly matters: substance abuse and having fun.

[chase @_chase_____]

i like when a greeting card already has a note pre written in there for you :) then u write ur own little note below it like hi haha that was the card before but it’s me now

[signa chanplin @signachanplin]

Top 10 worst experiences being wine drunk and ur hoes not replying

[★ yas ★ @yasminesummanx]

“I’d hate to be British NPC with a bricklayer boyfriend in my new build-”

babe you’re a 20 something creative living in a 12 person flat share in hackney wearing an overpriced urban outfitter ensemble from vinted and writing mediocre substacks, you ARE a British NPC.

[di263 @17retired]

like discourse is pointless to me cause if I don’t see the 1 like I want, none of those 200 matter

[THRILLHO @ge0tic]

is this trickle down economics

[jack @jackhw_]

crackle and pop looking for their friend:

[rin 🕯️ @rin1rl]

long distance, noncommittal, open textuationship ghosted me? apparently i was just oomf

[yash 🇧🇷 @yashwhat7ver]

instagram should have an option to extend your story beyond 24 hours if the person you posted it for hasn’t seen it yet

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

i won’t redownload hinge because love will find me in the real world, where i constantly have noise cancelling headphones on

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

When the international situationship replies get slower so you know someone from their homeland got them

[zombie @marsfairyy]

i need a beautiful man to text me random facts intermittently throughout the day

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

We’re killing the planet… for you to see what you look like as a crackhead….you can literally just go smoke crack…..

[cell @yigetnosleep]

how are we gonna build a strong situationship with just two texts per day babe

[professionalgirlkisser ✨ @bellafumblesss]

her

[B. @shall0wabyss]

“fucking the text man for texts” is still one of society's most influential works