The CEO Assigner (No Longer Active)

CEO of CEOs. I assign CEOs of things. You can suggest CEOs or send positive messages to someone in my DMs. PLS READ MY ENTIRE PINNED THREAD.

[The CEO Assigner (No Longer Active) @ceoassigner]

Welcome to this account, where I inform you who is the CEO of what. You can nominate somone for CEO of something by DMing me their name, what they’re the CEO of, and if possible their Twitter handle. Thank you.

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CEO you later.

—The Former CEO Assigner

[The CEO Assigner (No Longer Active) @ceoassigner]

Howdy everyone. You’ve probably noticed that I’ve been slacking on my posts.

Truth be told, this account has become a chore instead of something fun. Don’t get me wrong, I love all of you and I’m super thankful for the opportunity you have given me, but I think it’s time I (1/?)

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Thank you for sticking around as long as y’all did. Thanks for playing Smash with me that one time. I love you. God bless you. I’ll miss you.

Gah, it’s a terrible day for rain.

Also I kept my promise never to reveal my main! No free clout 😎

I will not deactivate this account.

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@boiled_walrus @Drmarioworld_EN What about Dr. Baby Pink Gold Cat Tanuki Peachette?

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Dr. Mario World (@Drmarioworld_EN) is the CEO of unnecessary doctor characters.

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@boiled_walrus @Drmarioworld_EN Call me when Dr. Baby Metal Mario is announced

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Dr. Mario World (@Drmarioworld_EN) is the CEO of unnecessary doctor characters.

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Images With Elegiac Auras (@elegiac_images) is the CEO of Pictures of Unsettling Places.

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Aaron Webber (@RubyEclipse) is the CEO of Sonic PR. Congrats on your new position within SEGA, Aaron!

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Glad to see most of y’all liked Min Min!

Everyone have a good night!

[The CEO Assigner (No Longer Active) @ceoassigner]

Did everyone enjoy Min Min’s reveal? I for one was expecting someone else, but I’m super excited nontheless! It makes me super happy seeing ARMS in Smash :) Tell me what you think in the poll!

Yall have a good one! CEO you tomorrow!

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Cooking Mama (@cookingmama_Eng) is the CEO of Hilarious Legal Scandals.

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Joe Merrick (@JoeMerrick) is the CEO of https://t.co/swjif0AWYk.

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Castform & Roggenrola Propaganda (@Roggenform) is the CEO of the Weather Institution.

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@ya_boi_weebus I know!!! Seeing all the fanart and positivity made me almost immediately get over not getting the ARMS character I wanted! It’s amazing seeing ARMS finally in the spotlight.

(although I will admit it bothers me a LOT when the fanart breaks ARMS canon 😂)

[The CEO Assigner (No Longer Active) @ceoassigner]

Did everyone enjoy Min Min’s reveal? I for one was expecting someone else, but I’m super excited nontheless! It makes me super happy seeing ARMS in Smash :) Tell me what you think in the poll!

Yall have a good one! CEO you tomorrow!